I Heard There Was a Famous Book About Me
The Human says it is French and called Le Rouge et le Noir. I think it should really be Le Noir et le Rouge, don't you? Apparently it's about someone who got himself guillotined or whatever. I think the Human has been watching too much Game of Thrones is what I think. They didn't exactly have a guillotine, but it seems to me a whole lot of peoples lose their heads anyway. I'm planning to keep mine.
I think your good looks would be diminished by the loss of your head, Spitty. And, of course, that's where all your thoughts and witticisms stem from, so it's an important part of the anatomy.
As for the famous book, I think it should be entitled 'Magnifique chat noir' ('cos 'Le Cracheur Noir' doesn't have a good ring to it).
I think it's only humans who get guillotined.
That guillotine got through lots of humans. And other humans knitted underneath it. Humans are very strange.
Keepin your head are a good idea - kinda hard to eat wifout a head.
Not to worry Spitty. You DO rule after all. Look at your map!
The red blankie sets off your black furs nicely, Spitty!
Spitty, the last thing we'd want is for you to lose your head. We think the book title is okay, but we think you might need to rewrite it. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, MISTY MAY (with kisses), Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy
I have a poster of you ( well, he looks like you) that says Le Chat Noir.
dood.....peeplz haz lost ther headz, ther mindz, all senze, N a bout 834,102,856 other bazillion thingz.... ya noe ~~~~~ heerz two a green spotted puffer kinda week oh end !! ♥♥♥
Spitty, vous êtes un magnifique spécimen d'un chat noir et j'adore votre tête et vos moustaches!
Beaucoup de baisers
Votre Nellie Bellie
Yeah, Spitty...we hope you keep your head too.
Spittikins Dearest Of All, you commented you were concerned that I dint love you anny more. WELL, I sent a love letter to a contest site and it was selected as among the 5 best. When it is published, I will send you the address!
You have been, are, and allus will be My Dearest One. Love always... ~ IZA LAMBIE
Oh Spitty, King Of All, when the Love Letter I am promised will be published soon is published, I will let you know so that we can read it together over and over and over again as you rest your head on my silken tummy while I push tasty treats to you for your UTTER enjoyment while I lick yer head furs into purrfect alignment...
The VET claw-clipping was terrible! I fought my best, but I was ALL ALONE. Even TBT helped the VET! Had you been there, we could have resisted it I am very sure. Still, I squirmed and hissed and was the fiercest of us 3 there. You would have been PROUD! But my sharp claws are now blunt. Mousies will laugh at me. Birdies will chirp sarcastically and fly right at me! I NEED someone to tell me I am still a mighty huntress. *sniff sniff*
I will do my best to get them sharp again by Valentines Day so that I can gently pull them through your fur the way you like so much, my dearest. I just hope I can claw a nice Valentines Day heart out of newspaper for you by then. MAYBE TBT will help me... ~ IZA-LOVEY
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