Thursday, April 27, 2017

Cleanliness Is Next to Codliness




Sometimes the Human offers to give me a Real Baff, but then she explains that it means putting my beautiful furry body in  water. ::shudder::

As if Spitty would ever do that!

13 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Yeah, the baths aren't my favorite part of being a public kitty. I don't freak out or flail around, but it's pretty clear I am not happy. At least not until I'm getting dried off and treats are offered.

Megan said...

A ridiculous - nay, preposterous - idea. To be dismissed out of hand, with perhaps a bitey thrown in to let her know that such suggestions are unwelcome.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Punapippuri said...

Bathing is terrifying: it's like watching a horror movie here when the nekkids get dunked.

Katie Isabella said...

My mom has mentioned that baff word too! She said my skin is dry. I asked if half drowning me would really be the best thing for my dry skin!?

The Whiskeratti said...

What.. what COULD that woman be thinking?

Colehaus Cats said...

Water. On fur. *mind boggles* And that's considered a "bath????"

Anonymous said...

A real baff? Does your human realize she'd be a bloody mess of shredded arms if she tried that????

Hugs, Teddy

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, we had to bathe Angel and Chuck as kittens, because they were covered in fleas. Since then, no bathes needed, but a few butt wipes here and there. Patty O'Malley could do with a bath, since he loves to roll on the ground but I guess I'll give him a pass.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You do fine all by yourself, no water needed.

The Island Cats said...

You do bath pretty good all on your own. Spitty.

Marty the Manx said...

Pfffft! Spitty you give yourself a real baff every day! Kitties don't need human baffs!

Nellie Kowalik said...

Tongue baffs err baths are always the best!
Love Barb

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We have nefer had one of those Human Showers or Baffs either. But legend says Skeeter got in some really sticky stuff outside once and hadda get it soaped off. We belief it, cuzTBT has an old old bottle of special "cat shampoo" on the cat supply shelf.