Saturday, May 20, 2017

                    Sunday Selfie: This Is My Life Now

Yes, Kitties, it has come to this. I must needs nap away my days, starving, unloved and unplayed-with* as the Human spends all her waking hours and what little energy she possesses at her advanced age at her loathesome (to me) j-o-b. Oh, she talks a good game ("It'll be summer soon, Spitty, and we'll have a good time then, Spitty"), but I have excellent reason to be skeptical. Promises are cheap and follow-through far from guaranteed. At least she *was* helping me post, till last Tuesday, that is. Then even my single line to the outside world was unceremoniously severed. Oh, the Humanity! It's an outrage is what it is.
* Okay, maybe not starving.

19 comments:

meowmeowmans said...

But Spitty, the summer IS coming soon. And we bet your human has every good intention of keeping those promises. :)

Megan said...

I agree - it is an outrage. Let's talk about a battle plan, Spitty. I'm happy to lend my assistance - just say the word.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Hang on Spitster, summer is really upon us. The Furrari will soon be out of the garage!

Punapippuri said...

We have missed you too Dude. But we know the situation - the countdown is nearly in single figures....

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

But... the job will be done soon for summer... won't it?

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, Admiral knew how that was. You may recall the two of you whispering softly into the many nights when her mom was working only to go to bed as soon as she got home. As you came over then, during the lonely times,so I will do for you. Let's whisper and snuggle. I'll bring Donkey.

rainbow said...

Poor Spitty, you are having a very hard time but bear in mind that the hateful j-o-b provides the green papers which prevent you from starving - life could be even worse!
Purrs ... Rainbow

Nellie Kowalik said...

Spitty darling, you do know I am looking for a new cat...
But I suppose Nellie told you all about what a neglectful pet parent I am...much like your human...
Love
Barb

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

School will be out soon and she will be driving you crazy.

William's Kith & Kin said...

You know, normally we would tell you to be patient, but based on our own experiences, we KNOW that humans are notorious fibbers. Here we might get something we've asked for after weeks of waiting, so we're not holding out a lot of hope for your human's summer promises. Sorry, pal.

Anonymous said...

It's no way to treat a KING that's for sure!!!

Hugs, Teddy

Photo Cache said...

We can see you are not starving, lol!

Emma and Buster

Just Ducky said...

She needs to retire and make it her first priority to play with you.

The Island Cats said...

Poor poor Spitty. We can't believe the things you have to put up with. ;)

Eastside Cats said...

Poor Spitty...so mistreated! Earning those green papers to buy stuff is hard work, and takes too much time. You don't happen to have a gold hoard hidden in your cat bed, eh Spitty?

Colehaus Cats said...

*sigh* We know firsthand that humans talk a good game, but can they walk the walk? Sometimes...but forget we said that. All we get around here is "Soon." What is this word, "Soon?" And why must it be used so often??

Timmy Tomcat said...

We have the same pain Spitty. What is with those nasty Jobs

Jean Dion said...

Oh the blasted J-O-B. It really does put a damper on a kitty's lifestyle. Who wants to plan for the future, when you could be getting what you want right now!

Jean from Welcome to the Menagerie

Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

I keep reminding my kitties that my job is what brings home the food. no job, no food.