Friday, June 29, 2018

                                       The Good Boy

The Human and I have reached a new phase of our relationship. She gives me people tuna for a treat and I make biscuits on her while she sleeps. I let her give me tummy scritches and then sometimes I sleep on the other pillow. She feels I ought not to be discussing such intimacies in public, but I see no harm in it, right? I say, we're among friends here. No one's going to the tabloids with this, right?

13 comments:

  1. I don't even read the tabloids, so don't worry!

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  2. I think this forum is exactly the right place for sharing intimacies of this nature, Spitty. We will applaud the Human's improved levels of service to you and be in awe of your generosity to her in return. Truly inspirational stuff King S.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  3. Hmmmmm....no. Your excursions might b, but we will keep that on the down low. 💗

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  4. What about putting the people tuna on the biscuits you make? Sounds like a good arrangement to us.

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  5. We think this retirement stuff is working out for the both of you

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  6. No one would dare go to the tabloids :)

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  7. We would never (click, click) go the the tabloids (copy, copy, copy) like KittyTellAll or The Midnight Cat...

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  8. *ring* *ring* click..hello? Enquirer?...

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  9. Sounds like you are REALLY enjoying this retirement gig your Human has settled into - I'd say you are in the driver's seat on this one buddy!

    Hugs, Teddy

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  10. Sounds like you have settled into a good routine.

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  11. I sleep with mum all the time. Hardly headline news.

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  12. I'm calling TMZ right now, Spitty! Wait, wait a minute! You make biscuits on your human?!? Wow...! Sorry I missed the last few posts, but I LURV your Salvador Dali impression!

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