Friday, June 29, 2018

                                       The Good Boy

The Human and I have reached a new phase of our relationship. She gives me people tuna for a treat and I make biscuits on her while she sleeps. I let her give me tummy scritches and then sometimes I sleep on the other pillow. She feels I ought not to be discussing such intimacies in public, but I see no harm in it, right? I say, we're among friends here. No one's going to the tabloids with this, right?

14 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I don't even read the tabloids, so don't worry!

Megan said...

I think this forum is exactly the right place for sharing intimacies of this nature, Spitty. We will applaud the Human's improved levels of service to you and be in awe of your generosity to her in return. Truly inspirational stuff King S.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Katie Isabella said...

Hmmmmm....no. Your excursions might b, but we will keep that on the down low. 💗

William’s Kith & Kin said...

What about putting the people tuna on the biscuits you make? Sounds like a good arrangement to us.

Catio Tales said...

Wanna bet, Mr Softy ????

The Island Cats said...

We think this retirement stuff is working out for the both of you

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

No one would dare go to the tabloids :)

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We would never (click, click) go the the tabloids (copy, copy, copy) like KittyTellAll or The Midnight Cat...

Stacy Hurt said...

*ring* *ring* click..hello? Enquirer?...

Pamela June Kimmell said...

Sounds like you are REALLY enjoying this retirement gig your Human has settled into - I'd say you are in the driver's seat on this one buddy!

Hugs, Teddy

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Sounds like you have settled into a good routine.

Just Ducky said...

I sleep with mum all the time. Hardly headline news.

Eastside Cats said...

I'm calling TMZ right now, Spitty! Wait, wait a minute! You make biscuits on your human?!? Wow...! Sorry I missed the last few posts, but I LURV your Salvador Dali impression!

Marv Marvelous said...

I must say Mr Spitty...Queen Penelope tells me that you NEVER used to treat your human so well...but you were most superb with the Lady Cats...
I treat my human well, but I know NOTHING about biscuits...
I've not done them or made them on anything...
Can you be my mentor r for Lady Cats and biscuits?
Purrs
Marv