The Human and I have reached a new phase of our relationship. She gives me people tuna for a treat and I make biscuits on her while she sleeps. I let her give me tummy scritches and then sometimes I sleep on the other pillow. She feels I ought not to be discussing such intimacies in public, but I see no harm in it, right? I say, we're among friends here. No one's going to the tabloids with this, right?