But the Human just can't stop being an English teacher even though she retired almost a year ago, and she thought Father of Fleas was nice and alliterative.
I say, why couldn't it have been Father of Frogs, or Ferrets, or Foxes. Father of Falcons has a nice ring to it.
But no. Fleas came to mind and she was (surprise!) too lazy to think of something more refined and regal.
Honestly. What I have to put up with.