Sunday Selfie: Allow Me to Present Myself
King Spitfire Parkborn of the House Francisco, the First of His Name, King of the Ferals, the Moggies and the First Felines, the Rightful King of the Western Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, King of the Inner Sunset, Khal of the Great Sand Sea, the Untamed, Breaker of China and Father of Fleas.*
Nice to see you.
*And thus concludes our Game of Thrones series**
**For now anyway
You do look very Majestic surveying your Kingdom from there. Is it a trick of the light, or is your white whisker curled?
Fleas? I hope you don't have fleas. :) XO
Father of Fleas???? Oh no!!!!!
Emma and Buster
Mum didn't watch or read the books. So none of that made sense to me.
The ultimate Royal!
You're Majesty...at your command.
I don't believe that you're Father of Fleas. Tell us it ain't so.
You do look quite kingly today, Spitty.
You are a cat of many names, Spitty.
Wait. The King has fleas???
Too much time in Flea Bottom his royal Spittiness?
You do look most regal! But...but..."Father of Fleas"!!! Say it isn't so!
You have a high royal opinion of yourself, Spitster. Shame about the fleas though - you should have kept that one quiet. I could send over Seppo with his sphynxie breath to eradicate them, Drogon-style......
Your Royal Spittiness, you look dashing in your formal and most royal portrait.
Salutes, Teddy, Guardian of the Realm of Kimmell in the township of Warrenton
Spitty when we pass the mid divide we will hearken to your throne room and pay our purr unto the western ruler
Ruler of Fleas? Biter of Fleas? Eradicator of Fleas? Dracarus-er of Fleas? No one wants to be a Father of Fleas, do they?
Spitty, you've got the regal lounging position done purrfectly!
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