Sunday, August 11, 2019

Sunday Selfie:
I Am a Metaphor

I don't even know what she is blabbing on about.  Everything that comes out of her mouth is gibberish to me.

She says just as I am half-in/half-out of my favorite pink beddie, we are half-in/half-out of my blog. (And I say: Speak for yourself, Human!)

So I have made a Deal with the Devil: She says we can try posting three days a week and see how that goes. The next step in the negotiations is which days. I say Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. She says that's not three. But I say, Yes it is. 

21 comments:

Valentine said...

Spitty, that is a fine bed of pink and it looks like it is super comfy! I wish my human would let me do more posts on my blog, too, but she has other plans. I think we pussycats just need to demote our humans. Tee hee hee. Have a splendid week.

Catscue Cat Mom said...

What a darling napping pose Spitty! We'd love to see you 7 days a week, but we're not able to handle that schedule either. Three days is a good number, we used to do five but it was too much and cut it down to three; Sunday Selfies, Awww Monday and Thankful Thursday.

Photo Cache said...

Glad to see everything's well with you Spitty. We just missed you so much.

Emma and Buster

pilch92 said...

I like your idea better Spitty. :) XO

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Of course that is 3 days, 3 for you and 3 for her. But of course her 3 days must be about you.

Brian said...

Good things do come in threes Spitty!

Megan said...

Spitty - what is wrong with this woman? She is there to provide service to you. If you want to blog more often, then it's up to her to facilitate that.

And you're absolutely right (as always):
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday definitely equals three days in a week. (Again, I find myself asking: what is wrong with that woman? Can't she count or nuffink???)

Megan
Sydney, Australia

The Island Cats said...

You are an excellent negotiator, Spitty. And we like the way you count.

meowmeowmans said...

Spitty, that's some good math right there. Maybe your human will also give you, like, three yummy treats.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Obviously humans don't get kitty math.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Spittikens, my Dearest Of Dearests, how can your Bein even THINK about taking you out of my life? I would curl up and cry for WEEKS. And I tell you this, I would never ever fall for another. You are the one, the only, and the ever for me... ~ IZA-LOVEY

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Hmmm, a metaphor; is that something to do with the weather? If so could I have some more sun please, and less rain?
Anyways I see you are making the most of both pink and fawn colour, and in and out. All truly done with fine feline skill and aplomb.
Have a great week, be it once or seven times, MOL
Purrs
ERin

Dash Kitten Crew said...

Three times a week wth one or two extra treats might work?

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, we talked about this last time. Offer her treats. Works every time. And you bet I'll pounce on you when you emerge from the tunnel. I'll roll you around too.

William’s Kith & Kin said...

We like your math better than your human's, Spitty. Plus, she needs work on her fractions, too!

Timmy Tomcat said...

You do know that hoomans are notoriously bad with counting. Too many fingers

Pam and Teddy said...

Well humans always think in terms of HUMAN timeframes - what's with being empathetic with the CAT say of looking at stuff?!?!?!?! Three days though is way more than NO days. Maybe compromise is in order (if you can stand to do that).

Hugs, Teddy

Just Ducky said...

We are usually 3-4 times a week. That suits us both.

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, give her a chance...maybe with programmed posting, she'll realize that it's too confining for her and she needs to express your desires more often!
And we have that exact beddy, only in grey. But I like your pink version better!

Kitties Blue said...

Thanks for hopping, Spitty. MM is always excited to see you. We think six days would be an excellent compromise. Is their some type of shaming we could take part in to help you get your way. 💋💋 from Misty May. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

Cat Chat With Caren and Cody (Caren Gittleman) said...

Spitty don't feel bad, we barely blog anymore either!!! We TRY to do 3 days a week and if we do that, it's Monday, Wednesday and Friday (but we don't even stick to that!) we mostly blog now when the mood hits us........we are no longer obsessed with it! Thank you for your sweet comment on our blog, we ALWAYS love you guys and NEVER forget that! xoxo