Friday, January 10, 2020

For Mature Kittehs and Humans Only


Kittens: Cover your eyes! Some vegetables aren't meant to be seen by those of tender years.

The Human volunteers once a week at Meals on Wheels, packing and then delivering groceries to MoW clients. She feels she has become something of an expert on Weird VegetablesAnd in her estimation, the very weirdest of all the vegetables is the lowly carrot

Over the years, carrots have provided many occasions of mirth, but this carrot? 

Well, Kitties, this is a carrot for the ages. Grown adults pretty much lost it.

Myself, I find such third-grade humor unsophisticated and puerile. But she titters every time she looks at it. 

Why am I not surprised?

16 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, when a purrson stops laughing, then they may as well call it a day!
Silly...yes, juvenile even, but a giggle is worth more than diamonds sometimes.

Megan said...

Hey Spitty - what can I say? I'm a mature human and although I agree that such humour is puerile and unsophisticated, I still thought this was a very funny carrot. Maybe it's just a bein thing, if you can't allow yourself to giggle.

Thanks for sharing.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

That's some carrot!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Sorry Spitty, it made me titter too!

Brian said...

Dang, what's up Doc?

Just Ducky said...

Humans, minds in the gutter!

Pam and Teddy said...

My goodness..........there's a lot of tittering happening here right now believe me! Now that's a carrot with attitude!

Hugs, Teddy

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, our mom didn’t actually laugh until she read your comment at the end. She is, however, going to show this to our dad as it is pretty darn amusing. Vegetables can be so unpredictable! MM sends purrs and kisses. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

pilch92 said...

That is funny. When we used to grow carrots, we got a lot like that. XO

The Island Cats said...

We’re covering our eyes!

William’s Kith & Kin said...

Sadly, our mom would be part of that group. But you know how easily amused humans are, Spitty.

Photo Cache said...

We heard our mom just laughed out loud.

Emma and Buster

Loulou said...

Oh, boy, that’s a great x-rated carrot...even my friend, Mys, shorn and naked from the beauty parlor, can’t top that.n

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We dint look. We promise. OK, a peek. But we dint let TBT look.

Katie Isabella said...

oops...was there something there? Um...I didn't see it.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood. we hope de carrit doez knot get arrested for X pozin hiz self like that ;)

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