You already know what a Very Good Boy I am, so that's not really the issue here.
No, the real issue is how irresponsible and unreasonable it is of the Human to put out all these Angels and expect Gigi and me to show the kind of superfeline restraint that should not be expected from even the most domesticated of kitties, which we certainly are not!
Now Gigi is more an ornament-batting kind of gal. Me, I prefer my victims to have faces, and to silently scream in shock and dismay when they are rudely dumped on their keisters (do angels even have those?)
So far, I have spared them. But temptation is strong and there are still many days till Crispmouse. Stay tuned!