Saturday, August 9, 2014

Catching Up

Grass? Where's my grass? I was promised grass! It's been two days since I horked any up and you said I could have it back. Where is it, huh? Huh?

Has anyone else noticed that it has been a whole freaking week since my picture has appeared on my own blog? Please remember the blog is called SpittySpeaks and not HumanSpeaks or OtherCatsSpeak or anything else. 

Yes, yes, of course the firemen were good-looking! It's like a department entrance requirement. Surely everyone knows that! Honestly, Kitties, your female Humans need some ice water or a fan or something. 

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Ring Around the Rosie/Pockets full of Posies

Ashes, Ashes
All Fall Down!

Or something like that.

So the Human did an unbelievably embarrassing and stoopy thing yesterday. She was waiting to cross the street in front of her school, and she waited while a car and then a fire truck passed. Then she started toward the crosswalk and suddenly she was flailing and falling down on the sidewalk for no apparent reason! She ended up face-first on the pavement with all her stuff scattered to the four winds in the street as she eventually realized she'd caught her foot in a sawhorse-type parking sign that someone had laid flat on the sidewalk. STUPID someone! She had been looking at traffic and failed to notice it there, lying in wait.

Just as she was internally assessing whether she could, or even wanted to, get up, she heard the thunder of running footsteps and looked up to see four--yes FOUR--firemen who'd leaped off their truck just up the block to come to her aid. While some helped her get up, others picked up all her scattered stuff including all her change (nickels, dimes, quarters, etc.) that had rolled away under parked cars. It was, in retrospect, pretty hilarious. The one fireman said he'd seen the whole thing--foot catching in sign, windmilling arms, fruitless efforts to prevent the inevitable, the SPLAT! He said for a second he thought she'd catch herself--but, alas, no. Fortunately, she doesn't think she did any lasting harm--except to her pride of course, and a large and very tender bruise on her knee.


She went to work, and the new Woody Allen movie, and out to dinner and finally came home and resorted to ibuprofen and ice. She mostly stayed home today and rested the knee. But notice that she failed to help me do my blog post last night, and even tonight's is all about her

I ask you, Kitties: Would any of US ever trip over a sign? Hah! We has the graceful.


Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Semi-Wordy Wednesday


Inspired by those fantastic Kitties at The Cat on My Head, the Human said we could sponsor a foster-BroCat for me from those wonderful people at PAWS.

This sweet boy is Buster, who is 14 and ended up at PAWS when his people couldn't take him to their new home. You can read more about him here. We think he is a furry handsome guy and hope he finds a new furever home very soon. But till then, he'll be "ours."

Monday, August 4, 2014

Guest Cats Tuesday

Although I am an only kitty, that does not mean that my Human does not disport herself with other felines from time to time. As long as the quality of my care (foods, playtime, brushies) does not suffer unduly, I allow these harmless flirtations. We have, so to speak, an "Open Relationship."

On Sunday, the Human spent a delightful evening with Peter and Linda, Staff of Savannah and Sage. The girls are adorable and Sage permitted the Human to pet her a bit. Savannah was allowing friendly proximity until the Human made the rookie mistake of ::horrors:: touching her sweet paw, which sent her scurrying from the room.

S & S seem to have come to some detente in which they can peaceably share a room, if not each other's affections. That's Sage in the rear, tarting it up for the camera. And that's Savannah there in the front, giving the Human her best slitty-eyed stare of icy disapproval:


Maybe these two pretty girls would like to come visit me?

Sunday, August 3, 2014

So Norty

I scolded the Human for making this little movie on her way home tonight, but by then it was Just.Tooooooo.Late.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Hey! Human Lady! Hey! Hey!

Why did you put that brush down?! Pick it up! Pick it up!!

Friday, August 1, 2014

W.A.A.!




Woe! August  Already! 
~The Human's Colleague

Quick! Call the
 waaaaaaaambulance!

And the countdown 
to August 11 begins.

Sigh.