Saturday, August 9, 2014

Catching Up

Grass? Where's my grass? I was promised grass! It's been two days since I horked any up and you said I could have it back. Where is it, huh? Huh?

Has anyone else noticed that it has been a whole freaking week since my picture has appeared on my own blog? Please remember the blog is called SpittySpeaks and not HumanSpeaks or OtherCatsSpeak or anything else. 

Yes, yes, of course the firemen were good-looking! It's like a department entrance requirement. Surely everyone knows that! Honestly, Kitties, your female Humans need some ice water or a fan or something. 

25 comments:

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Spitty, you just crack me up! You deserve your grass back for this post alone!

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, you TELL 'er! That was succinct and just what she ended to hear! (I have some over here f you would like some. A little half and half to wash it down? xxooxoox

Angel Prancer Pie said...

A big luscious pot of cat grass would look lovely on that table, Spitster. We think you should get it back. Right meow!

Cathy Keisha said...

Who’s this black cat on the table? Do I know him? Do you know TW lived next door t a fire house until the past 11 years. She says she was rooked cos there were only like 2 good looking firemen that she remembers. Hope you enjoyed our cuddles last night.

Brian said...

You should get your grass Spitty! It has been years since we had any!

Marty the Manx said...

That table is missing some greens for sure! Looking good Spitty! Nice seeing you again :)
Marty

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty we are so glad to see your handsome face today!
I think you deserve some grass too!

Pat Hatt said...

You need that grass just for putting up with her not posting about you

Megan said...

You're absolutely right Spitty - it's your blog; it should be your photos.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Katnip Lounge said...

Ah...grass yaks...the BEST kind. You need to reload!

Mommy's old job had her visiting SEVERAL fire stations every week to collect (water) samples. She says it was Verreh Nice. Man Candy.

The Island Cats said...

Well, it's about time you got back on your blog, Spitty. You really need to do something about your human.

Tamago said...

You sure need your grass, Spitty. And more photos of you!

The Indulged Furries said...

You're certainly overdue for some grass, and it would make a lovely addition to the table. I wonder thought, are you supposed to be on the table?

Lone Star Cats said...

Try some ferns - dey are tasty too.

Ellen in Oregon said...

Doesn;t your human know that cats eat grass for it's ability to help digestion & that hackin it up is the whole purpose for eatin' it in the first place? 2 days is long enough to hold your grass hostage, esp. based on a single hacking incident for COD's sake! A post without Spitty is like a 'nana without nip. GIVE BACK THE GRASS HUMAN! please.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Spitty, your human is out of control! You need to reign her in.

Unknown said...

Yikes Spitty the staff needs telling. Have a serene easy Sunday.
Best wishes Molly

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

well! I guess you told US!!!

Kitties Blue said...

We think you should spend the week telling efurrybuddy all about you Cat Scout's adventure while Mom Mary rests and ices her knee. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

pilch92 said...

That was a funny post Spitty, you sure get upset without your grass.

Maggie from Stillness at Cherith said...

Gosh Spitty,
Our Mom just read the firemen blog entry and, except for the hurt part and the pride hurt part, our Mom was a bit jealous. In fact, she feels the need for a glass of iced tea. Sheesh, Mom, settle down.
We agree with you, though, Spitty. Where is your grass? Any feline would get upset after a few days of no horking.
With empathy,
the kitty brats

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

LOL! Clearly you need to dress up as a fireman to get on the blog!

Shaggy and Scout said...

You oughta have grass!

brokenteepee said...

Well Spitty, I am married to a fire CHIEF so I know about the good looking requirement....

CATachresis said...

With regard to how easy on the eye the firemen were, I wouldn't allow the Staff to type that question!! They do take the most awful liberties sometimes!