Saturday, August 30, 2014

I Need a Lawyer




I was promised new kitty grass today.

Yes, I know I frowed up the old stuff on the living room rug yesterday, and for some reason you seem to think that vitiates our agreement.

But I am almost certain the law is on my side here.

P.S. Don't forget to leave a comment on yesterday's post! I want the Human to have to part with the whole hundred!

31 comments:

Catio Tales said...

How could she resist those pleading eyes ?
Of course you must have kitty grass.

Unknown said...

We agree no one can resist that look. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Katie Isabella said...

Lawyer Katie Calhoun, at your servisss.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Wait, isn't it against the law to renege on an agreement? Unless there was a clause in there voiding it in case of hacking up the old grass. And I bet your human didn't think to put that in, did she?

Wow, I'm learning fast, huh?

Mariodacat said...

A lawyer will cost too much - Even Lawyer Katie - she'll demand Fancy Feast for a year - Go to small claims court and do it yourself. You are smart and can handle it.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Sheesh, what does she think cat grass if FOR anyway...?!

Mickey's Musings said...

She IS your servant so tell her to act like one and get you grass!
Small claims court will also work ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Doesn't she realise the whole idea of grass is to make you throw up?

Louche Tabby said...

Don't eat kitty grass; it's gross. Get treats instead. They're tastier, and you won't yak them up.

CATachresis said...

I think vitiating is against some kind of law!!

Anonymous said...

Yow tell yer Hu'Man da yakkin waz 'cause da litteh grass waz old n stale n ya were provin dat point so dey wuud supplie NEW grass fer ya today ;)
If dat not werk go to JudgeJudy.com n take da pawentz to her court ;)
She'll see ya rite Spitty!!!
Sinseerlee Nylablue :)

Brian said...

I think you will win the case Spitty!

The Island Cats said...

We can't help you, Spitty. We lost our case for grass long ago when Wally decided to pull all the grass out including the dirt onto the living room carpet.

Megan said...

I'm with Summer (and yes, she is learning VERY quickly!) If there was no clause about yakking up the old stuff, then the contract stands. You have right on your side King S.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Lone Star Cats said...

Ya haves da law on your side dude.

Pat Hatt said...

They will throw the book at her for that

Cathy Keisha said...

It just so happens *I* happen to be a DA. You can see me defend Katie in that video. An oral contract IS binding and that’s what you got. Spitty’s human should be at PetSmart buying new cat grass right about NOW!

Marty the Manx said...

Oh we agree wholeheartedly Spitty! Somekitty here horked it with some good food and a nice hairball down the arm of the couch on Thursday for Mom to find. It was quite impressive! No one is ratting either MOL!

A Tonl said...

Seriouslies! Breach of Contract!!!!

Katnip Lounge said...

Daddy says it's a crime to withhold grass, from anybody, for ANY reason.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Did she actually SEE you frow-up on the living room rug? Could have been the kitteh across the street. Just sayin.

Anonymous said...

with new grass the rug would be probably ok. I agree with you, maybe you can call Ben Matlock?

pilch92 said...

Poor kitty. How hard is it to get you some fresh grass? Bad Human.

Anonymous said...

I thought kitty grass was supposed to BE tossed up to help us cats with hair balls and upset tummy stufff???why does that vitiate that agreement of you are doing what needs to be done? Your human is wrong, definitely.

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

my brother-in-law is a lawyer, want to borrow him?

Anonymous said...

Did you lawyer-up yet Spitty? Also I say unless there's pruff that was you that horked up that kitty grass, you've got THAT on your side too!

Hugs, Sammy

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Oh surely she cant resist that sweet face x

Kitties Blue said...

We are on your side Spitty. If new kitty grass is promised, then it should be delivered with speed and alacrity. If you don't get it, call us. Our dad's a lawyer. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Anonymous said...

Yous wight Spitty da law is fur suwe on yous side this time. MOL

Luv ya'

Dezi

Unknown said...

Stare at the clock, Spitty. Time is running out. You can make it happen!

Sasha said...

grass is for eating and throwing up.