Saturday, March 16, 2013

Just for ME!

My beloved Katie Isabella and Mom Carole took pity on me in my afflictions and sent me a SPECIAL PRESENT, just for ME, all the way from Hong Kong!  Looky! (Uh, yes, I *did* notice the Human's name was actually on the package, but c'mon! Around here, all the packages R belong to the Kitty! I mean, seriously! As if the Human deserves a package! Don't make me laugh.)
And, Ooooooh, looky! It has been through special Customs and efurrything! 
Just for ME!
The Human got out the little scissors and ever-so-gently removed MY little box from its fancy envelope. And just look, Kitties! There's a card with a kitty, 
and even an aqua kitty stenciled right on the box!
Could its recipient be any clearer?
Carefully, she extracted the intriguing items from their special kitty-decorated box!
I moved right in at the opportune moment, 
ready to deliver some good sniffs and a stern whapping!
But, wait--what? No sooner had my snooter made contact with
these adorable items than they were unceremoniously snatched away!
"Sorry, Spitty. These pawsome bookmarks are for ME," 
declared the Woman in the Ratty Baffrobe.
And do you know what, Kitties? They were! They were for her!


The Human says, "Thanks, Mom Carole and Katie! Getting this sweet present was just about the nicest thing that's happened to me in the last hideous two weeks! You're the best!"

Spitty says, "Yes, I want to thank you very much. It was so very kind of you to send the Stoopy Human--Ouch!!!  Wait--all right, all right!--the Long-Suffering Woman such a nice present. And I will try to treat these tempting lovely bookmarks with all the rampaging claws of doom respect and restraint in the world."

40 comments:

  1. hahahaha I give them a week or two and you'll have them all good and chewed up. How rude indeed, but great gift for the human.

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  2. They are very, very cute. Spitty you had better behave

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  3. Really fun for your special whapping around techniques! We think foreign packages with stamps and everything are pretty amazing. Even a customs label. You best respect those bookmarks, Spitty.

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  4. The human better not let those things out of her sight...or else they will become Spitty toys in no time!

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  5. Me thinks there will be Spitty spit all over them soon!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  6. them looks like the best catchop sticks ever. You need to tell your human they is most certainly NOT bookmarks, they is specifically to give kitties a helping paw anytime they need one (or in this case, two).

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan
    *p.s.* the irony that they had to be shipped from hong kong when you prolly live like 10 minutes away from chinatown is not lost on us. That's too awesome! AND you get the special postie marks.

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  7. Those are pretty cute, Spitty! But the human better keep them locked away, because the also look FUN (as in Spitty toy-fun)!

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  8. Seriously, was there NOTHING for you in that package? Gasp! I expected some primo Silvervine all the way from Hong Kong. I can't believe your Katie would do that to you. Hope your human will go to Urgent Care or something if she doesn't feel better next week.

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  9. The Giants are here for spring training and there are tons of fans at this hotel but Spitty,they are there for the golf (dad), and basking (mom).
    They come home at 11 pm tomorrow night! We gotta get thus place cleaned up...Pronto!

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  10. My mom got all fainty with those little cat toe bookmarks!

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  11. Those are totally squee-worthy!

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  12. Those are so cute! But I do agree, Spitty - where is the gift for the long-suffering nursekitty?

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  13. Oh poor Spitty - it didn't even come in a box!
    Okay, we shall send you a pressie. There's still a burmese ninjalet without a home and I am sure he wants to go Statesisde.

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  14. Oh my gosh, those are PAWsome!
    Maybe you get the box, Spitty? That was so nice of Katie and her mom!
    Kitties don't need bookmarks, they mark pages by laying on them! Am I right?

    Star says: Shred the packaging, Spitty! And spread it around the house! I'll help if you want? Maybe you could help me lick the coconut stuff off of my back. Since you took part of the blame for that, hee hee. I'm told it's supposed to taste good, but I'm not trying it in front of my humans.

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  15. Those are so sweet and adorable! Katie and Mom Carole have the kindest hearts! Mommy went to check out Kaffee Katze's site and they have the cutest little kitty stuff!

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  16. Spitty, Spitty, Spitty! You are losing your touch big time. If you let up one minute and let her think it's not all about you, before you know it, you will be relegated to scraps on the porch and naps in the shed!!! If I were you, I would execute those bookmark thingies and bomit a hairball on the ratty baffrobe!! Just a suggestion!! >^,,^<

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  17. Spitty, that was so nice of Katie and Carole to send Mom those nice book marks. I bet that cheered her up a lot after being so sick. We sure are glad she is feeling better now. Take care.

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  18. We loved looking at the package and all its markings, too.

    Those little "toys for Spitty" (bookmarks) are really cute.

    Hoping you're better soon, Mom Spitty.

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  19. Well now, that really was the sweetest thing for them to do!

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  20. well, Spitty, aren't you the gentlemancat for not just grabbing those piddy-paw bookmarks and run. you must really love that woman.

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  21. that was so sweet of them! Those are adorable!

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  22. MOUSES!

    That's all I've got.

    May the purrs be with you, Spitty. purrs

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  23. ::humming the theme from "Jaws"::

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  24. Those look as if they might really good Spitty back-scratchers, but don't say you heard that from us. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Josette

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  25. Those are TOTALLY ADORABLES!!!!!!!
    Love, Love, Love.
    That was so sweet of Katie & her mummy.
    We hope your human is feeling better.
    ...maybe when she's not looking you can sneak just one of those little paws.
    hehe!

    Happy St. Paddy Day!
    love,
    Katie, Glogirly & Waffles 'O Too

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  26. They really are super cute and I can see why your mum loves them After being so ill they ill have cheered her right up.. I bet you get your claws in soon though.. Hugs GJ xx

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  27. Poor Spitty, what a disappointment! Let's hope those super little bookmarks encourage your human to feel better and then your world will soon be back to normal ...
    Purrs ... Rainbow

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  28. Awww Spitty - what a great prezzie from that gorgeous Katiebella. What a good friend she is.

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  29. They didn't send anything for you? That is just not right.

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  30. Of course those should have been for you Spitty why else would cats be on the wrapper. Though you were a good boy to let her have it without waping it.

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  31. those bookmarks are AWESOME!!
    i could SO use them when reading the great American novel, "See Spot Run"!
    love,
    sparky

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  32. They didn't remember the Spitster?? I think surely they meant for you to gnaw on them just a little....

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  33. Don't feel bad, spitty. Get the boX and the envelop. That's more fun to play with. Rip them all up. Hehe...

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