Thursday, March 28, 2013

I don't really want to talk about it.
You know you scared me today,
picking me up and carrying me around like a sack of potatoes.
And yes, I know I scratched you a little as I squirmed violently to escape:
But honestly, it was your own fault,
and you know it.

37 comments:

  1. Oh dear that's sore but I know you didn't mean it.. Hugs GJ xx

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  2. Spitty! That was not very nice. I'm sure your human only wanted to give you a hug

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  3. We understand how you felt, Spitty. She might have been going to stuff you in a PTU, or something even more evil like a water baff or something. It was your instinct at work.

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  4. Spitty, that's collateral damage...she should know that by now.

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  5. Whoa! that's a nice size scratch but it pales in comparison to what I've done to the peeps. Did you think she was gonna stuff you into the PTU and take you back to the v.e.t.? They might've given you your missing pieces back. MOL!

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  6. Uh oh! Remember she's the one who feeds you!

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  7. hahaha poor human, but yep they all get their fair share, should leave us on the ground.

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  8. i did that too once to my human and oh cat... was she mad. but she knows i didn't mean it... =)

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  9. Why were you being carried around like a sack of potatoes, Spitty? My human carries me around like a, a - baby! Which is almost nearly as bad.

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  10. You never know what monster lurks inside a bean!

    One of our kitties who came before was torchered then thrown from a moving car and he got like that when he was picked up, understandably. A cat scratch is not fun for the kitty who was so scairt it scratched or for the bean who recieved it. We will purr that your mom's owie will go away quickly.

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  11. Well, the humans just need to be more careful, right Spitty? I mean, who wants to be carried around like a sack of potatoes? We do hope your humans owie gets better soon, though!

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  12. So very obviously her own fault. Pfft!

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  13. Ah poor Spittykins... Being held is such a wunnerful experience... ~ Ayla

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  14. Oh Spitty. I know what you mean. Mommy loves to carry me (something about me not being heavy like the rest) but I don't really like it after the first 8 seconds. Does Mommy learn? NOOOOOOOO. She keeps at it. Probably because she likes having pictures drawn all over her arms.
    You want me to come over to soothe your nerves?

    ...Tutu

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  15. Methinks that a certain little cause of this struggle-who-is-as-yet-unknown-to-the-bloggie-world 1 ; Spitty 0. What are you frightened of, big boy ?!?!?

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  16. Aw, poor Spitty darling. I hope you forgive your human soon. Poor human, I know how frustrating it is to want to just pick up a kitty and cuddle! Star would shred me, and Leo is strong and pushes away. Well, I can sometimes get away with it with Leo... It's so hard to have such a gorgeous kitty who wont be snuggled! Give her a break once in a while, please Spitty?

    Star says: Not too bad of a scratch. Too much worse and you'd be in for a claw clipping, trust me! No one wants that... While you're giving your human the back of disrespect, do you want to pop over and have some chicken, or coconut oil? And I heard you ask Conan the Barbarian if I was addicted.. I'm not addicted, I just want some every morning. What's wrong with that?

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  17. Oh NO, she did not pick you up. That is unforgivable. We do NOT allow that around here at all. You didn't draw much blood.
    Listen Spitty we are so glad you are looking after our Mom and reminding her what day it is. She has gone over the edge so please keep track of her, if you will. I hope she gets today correct. So far she is still feeding us. MOL

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  18. Oops! Yes, that was totally your human's fault. Why was she picking you up anyway?

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  19. Well done Spitster!! Very soon and it will be a five claw scratch in glorious technicolor (I left the u out to enhance UK/US relations). >^,,^<

    Mum just says "Ouch!!!"

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  20. Clearly your people deserved it! Lee and Phod

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  21. Oops! We all know you are no easy pick-up Spitty!

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  22. Oh Spitty, that was spiteful to Mommy..MOL, I love being picked up, sometimes she carries me upside down..MOL..Now you go say sorry..Happy Easter everyone xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  23. Potatos! Spitty = Potatos! Me thinks not! And only one little timy scratch? Me would has SHREDDED the arm!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  24. You are like Jenna. She loves her human but doesn't like to be held. I do pick her up when I'm sitting. She is always ready to jump down, though.

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  25. ohhhh noooo your poor human. She just wanted to give you some love Spitty...((((hugs))))

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  26. I scratched the Mom a few days ago too Spitty. I was taunting Patches and she tried to get in between us. I leaped out at her and sunk my teeth into her arm. Luckily for her she was wearing a thick sweater so there is only a couple small punctures but there is lots of bruising. That'll learn her. -Scout

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  27. Poor Mommy. We do that to our Mommy and Daddy too; though, we know we shouldn't. Sorry you got scared. Hope you two kissed and made up. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  28. Cats should NEVER be treated like they're sacks of potatoes. Peeps do that and... peeps should expect the worst. purrs

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  29. Of course it was your humans fault , efurrything bad is allways the humans fault :)

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  30. We've been trying to pick you up for years, handsome!!hehe...We hope your Mommy's sore arm heals quickly and we know you were just trying to get away, so of course, it was your Mommy's fault...Happy Easter weekend, King Spitty...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  31. Spitty
    I like being picked up and Momma kisses me all over. I just have to endure it. It makes her feel better. But your human knows you did not mean to scratch you were uncomfortable and I know you didn't want to hurt her.

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  32. Ok, she just wanted to cuddle...Mummy does it all times...I get her too! MOL! Kitty

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  33. Spitty, you can trust your human just as I trust mine. They have earned out trust over and over. Be a good boy and tell her you're sorry and then, bathe the wound. xoxoxox

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  34. whoa SPitty...nothin' to be upset about...the human knows..."No PICKIN' UP"...same as mine...and the claw marks just show they already knew...hugs to you Spitty

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  35. Spitty, Glogirly has a gash the size of Texas on her wrist. Waffles Too REALLY laid into her when our Houseguests arrived.

    I was kind of laffing, but I don't think she saw.
    At least no one can blame me for this one.

    ; ) Katie

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