Sunday, March 3, 2013

So Rude

Really? Really? *You* think *I'm* getting a little plump? 
You can't be serious! 
No, wait, wait -- I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe here.
Really, stop! Yer killin' me.

45 comments:

  1. Looks like you have completely fainted, Spitty. From weakness.

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  2. Well, we do not have to worry about one of those tape measure thingies showing up here because the last time Mommie used one of those on herself she threw it away!!

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  3. Yeah, I always remind my mom about weight gain if my new 5 ounces comes up. I don't even know the last time she gained only 5 ounces!!

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  4. your human is whacked. you look just fine.

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  5. Um...tape measure? They are NOT allowed here. At all.

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  6. It looks like you might have an 8 inch waist if you use that measuring tape, so don't worry about your weight! You are doing good & might stand to put on a couple pounds.

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  7. Dude, that is entirely not okay!

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  8. My human wishes she had that problem with me!

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  9. Tape measures should be treated like wide ribbon toys and KILLED.
    Plump ? It is muscle and thick fur - it's obvious!

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  10. I feel your pain, dood. My people keep weighing me...have they not looked in the mirror? Cripes...

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  11. Join the club dude !
    Diet is no way you gain more food. Good Luck !

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  12. First she grumbles about how picky you were with food. Now she uses a tape measure on you? What's up with your Human?

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  13. I have sooo many tape measures in my house.. and not one without bite marks! I wouldn't worry too much yet Spitty, at only three inches across, you are seriously underweight! Tell that human to feed you more!
    Your mom is getting really good with photoshop!

    Star says: I'm coming Spitty! I'll give you muzzle to muzzle resuscitation! Don't stop breathing before I get there!

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  14. Please, tell her you just big furred if you must but I do not think you are chubby.
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

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  15. Hmmmm! Is SHE saying you should cut down on the brewskis, buddy? Because this is not an option ya know!! >^..^<

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  16. Austin is right, A mancat and his bud, namely Austin should have their brewskis any darn time they want them. Hands down..er..paws down on any other options. In other words there ARE no other options.

    Queen Kathryn Isabella.
    Queen of All Tennessee and Neighboring Lands

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  17. Bah you're just all hair, of that your human should be aware.

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  18. Oh...those tape measures and be such fun to drag around the house and kill. Repeatedly.

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  19. Nah, she just caught your Royalty on tape Spitty!

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  20. Spitty, give that tape measure a good bitey so she'll never be able to use it again...for anything.

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  21. Best use I can think of for one of those tape measure thingies is to chase 'em, then chew 'em. Just don't swallow. Bet they taste icky. purrs

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  22. Spitty you just look extra fluffy to me with your long pretty black fur.
    Sue B

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  23. Dearest Spitty,
    Yous looks great! And speaking of chunky, yous should see the tummy Kozmo has gots from haning around in the house! His belly flops from side to side when (and if) he runs!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  24. You don't look fat to me. You have a lot of fluff.

    I guess I was a little too fat. My trip to the vet revealed that my "lipids" were too high, so now I eat a diet called "W/D."

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  25. we don't think you are "plump" at all...we think you are "fluffy!!"

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  26. Miss Kitty banned those yellow things from my house...bad news, they are! Meow...

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  27. dood...ya look kinda leen ta uz....frank lee we think ya shuld bee orderin sum pizza piez frum de dee liveree dood...47 iz a good startin point !!

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  28. The cheek of it.. Never plump just cuddle.. Hugs GJ xx

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  29. Hang in there Spitty, the (surely justified) laughter WILL slow down after a few hours...

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  30. That's an AWFULLY big tape measure, Spitty. I wouldn't worry...you can't be more than 3" wide.
    ; ) Katie

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  31. Pfft i would say you are too skinny and need more food, where is your human? Demand the tuna!! BOL
    Love Milo :)

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  32. Plump? Hardly! Why, just look at our brother Maxx...

    *OW! What??*

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  33. weight is a sensitive issue around this house. so no comment :)

    emma and buster

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  34. I wouldn't worry Spitty . . . I think you are just well covered and extra floofy

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  35. Spitty
    I think you need a meal.
    Yeah tell her your blood sugar is low and you need food.
    Gotta keep up your strength.

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  36. spitty!!
    did you hear that one of your favorite singers, Miriam Catkeba died? OY!
    I thought for sure today you'd have on your favorite African burnous in her honor!
    BTW: sparky is lamenting that he may have to give up his red snow booties for drab black ones from Walmart now that Eggs Benedict has retired. He is, understandably, *very* upset. Dot keeps telling him to quit whining and just keep wearing them until one of those gaily dressed "guards" comes and removes them.

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  37. Spitty, in answer to your question about Audrey's beddie, HORRORS: it used to belong to the DOG of a friend of her first Mom's. But she really likes it. Can you believe, Mom packed it into her suitcase when they flew Audrey pack here? It took up a lot of the room in it, almost filling it up.

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  38. Thank you for your kind words of sympathy for the loss of our beloved Grrreta. Your thoughtfulness and friendship are truly appreciated.

    Purrs,
    Ambrose, Clarence, Teddi, Baskin, Abner, and Mom Michelle

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  39. is the tape measure MOCKing you? Outrageous. After you btw, I fink you need to kill the tape measure. Then you should have a snack.

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  40. "The Human wonders: Does Ayla ever get, well, a little puky feeling? Has she ever barfed in TBT's shoes up there? Because sometimes I inhale my fudz too fast and they come right up again. Just wondering."

    TBT:
    Ayla, never.
    Marley, close to never.
    Iza, once or twice a week when she is allowed to eat as much as she wants. So she gets spoonfuls all day long. And which is why Ayla (and Marley sometimes) get to eat up high where Iza can't get to.

    More by email if you want to ask...

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  41. Don't forget to have your beans measure their own flab before they start pointing fingers.

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  42. Allie: *miffed look*
    I will NOT repeat what Mother just said.
    FaRADaY: *gleeful laff* BUT WE WILL!

    She said, "oh look, Allie. And they think SPITTY is fat?!? Girl you need to visit Slim4life!"

    Maxwell: I think it's mean to make fun of Allie's uh...

    Allie: I'M BIG BONED! BIG BONED!

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  43. Someone must be very brave to call King Spitty plump! Obviously your luxurious furs are just hiding your svelte figure :)

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