Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Spring Vacation, Human?

Well, yes, as a matter of fact, it will be pleasant to have you around a little more often for ten days or so starting Friday, but please remember: There *is* no vacation from your duties as my staff. 
I expect my meals on my usual tray at the usual times (before 6:00 a.m. please--you got into some lax habits while you had the Floo, but those days are gone now), and my pettings, brushings and toytimes on the regular schedule.
As far as I'm concerned, Human, you've already had your vacation.

38 comments:

  1. haha you tell that human and keep her in her place

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  2. We agree....vacation, done! Spent the whole time relaxing and all leisurely-like in her ratty baffrobe.
    Any time off includes The Spittster. It's only right.

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  3. good telling them Spitty, people can get so lazy! have a good one, Lee and Phod

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  4. Crack that whip, Spitty. No good letting the human get too soft. Too much to do in your service for that.

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  5. Aww but she was ill. I am sure you will get everything on time though. Hugs GJ x

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  6. LOL...atta' boy Spitty...tell it to her good!! Meow... Kitty XO

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  7. Sounds like you have things under control there, Spitty

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  8. I'll be over in hat #4 to occupy that other pillow on "our" bench. I'll bet you laffed and laffed at my expense. Heh heh.

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  9. MOL! wow, spitty. i wish i could do that to my human. MOL!

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  10. What is a vacation for, but to serve the kitties? Play with them more, scratch them more and especially, feed them more!

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  11. Ah a vacation for your human...she can spend all of her time off catering to your every whim and desire, Spitty.

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  12. Work vacation means your human can be at your service 24-7, Spitty! Which is as it should be.

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  13. Glad you're keeping in control of your human ;)

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  14. You tell her, Spitty! She is there to serve you. And she will enjoy every minute.

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  15. You get breakfast before 6am? Then you won't like it here. Our breakfast isn't served until noon. Yeah. You read that right. NOON. And she calls that breakfast. BAH!

    ...Tutu

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  16. We can see where the floo kinda was like a vacation! MOL!

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  17. Whoo hoo, your human gets ten whole days to devote to King Spitty's ever whim! That should start to make up for all the waiting you did while she was sick, right? Glad she's feeling better!

    Star says: Hmm, your human being home all the time might cramp our style.. I guess you'll have to come over here after my people go to sleep. Then we can lounge around on MY blanket, that you so gallantly defended for me! And we can play patty cake in the coconut oil and have a real good time! Purrrrrrr

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  18. You tell her Spitty. We just have to keep our beans straight. It is a hard job but someone has to do it. Hope you two, Mom and Spitty, have a terrific day.

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  19. Spring vacation? I think peeps here already had that. Hope this vacation thingy doesn't interfere too much with your schedule. Just keep remindin' your mom who is king and who isn't. purrs

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  20. Come pn Spitty, don't be shy, tell her what you really expect!

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  21. Spitty darling, you run a tight ship. WHOA! Or to use another corny saying...you have her on a short leash.

    Your expectations are reasonable and normal and no more nor any less than the rest of we kittehs! Batten down the hatches! Oh..I think I'm channeling the Admiral.

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  22. dood...dont forget ta make sure her washez... waxez... N dee talez de furrareez; haz yur new cat tree with full lee stocked refrigeratorz attached; dee livered noe later than 3:17 AND upz de limit on yur spendin moneez on yur masterCAT charge oh card

    we all sew wanna say haza happee week oh end anda happee eazter az well :)

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  23. Spitty, the human's "staycations" are the BEST. You can really boss them around.
    ; )

    ...sorry we've been so absent lately...Glogirly's been spinning like top over here and hasn't attended to MY blogging and visiting needs. Don't worry, she's being punished.

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  24. You're so wise, Spitty! You HAVE TO tel the humans what is expected of them, otherwise they get all lazy and willy-nilly with stuff. Enjoy having your human home! :)

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  25. Spring vacation! How nice! So your human has more time to serve you at your request :-)

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  26. Big Sighs Spitty
    IF your human is anything like either of mine, yous needs to remind them and remind them and remind them ...
    Enjoy the undivided attentions Spitty!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  27. oh yeah she had better make up for lost time! That's for sure!

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  28. I think we should decree that human vacation time means more focused kitty time!

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  29. Spitty, no doubt you are the boss!...You look like you are about to nap=we hope you dream of US, handsome!!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  30. Haha nothing human sloth!King Spitty is looking forward to being pampered.

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  31. I wouldn't expect room services at 6am, you know what she's like Spitty..Bawahhaaa xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  32. Spitty, you look completely bereft there on your cushion. Shall I pop over and together we can liven things up a bit?

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  33. That's right Spitty no slacking!!!

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  34. Spitty, you have the weight of the world on your shoulders!! We need time out for a brewski, mate ;)

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  35. Oh Spitty, you are a one-of-a-kind demando-cat. We can't wait each day to see what kind of mischief you have planned for your human. We are predicting a long 10 days for both of you. We kitties don't get fed until 8:30 a.m. each morning (our humans are retired). Think about it…it can't be such a bad thing to sleep in for 10 days! Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  36. why of course the human already had her 'vacation'...she was at home...not doin' any human 'work' stuff...and now, probably just wants to hang out and pay no attention to her only true furriend...pout Spitty...spout loud, long and hard...

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