Sunday, February 15, 2015

Spitty Over Easy




The Human says, "I'll take two and leave the yolks a little runny."

I say, "Ha ha ha. Real funny." 

And then I go back to sleep.

24 comments:

  1. Mebbe ya should go leave a little "runny" on her pillow. MOL!

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  2. Our Mommy would say, "look at that ham"!
    She's SO NOT funny.

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  3. Smart choice. Sometimes it's better to ignore the humans.
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  4. Whoa! What a compliment! She’s wants two of you. TW doesn’t even want ONE of me. Wait till you see my post tomorrow morning.

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  5. All laid out gorgeous.

    Emma and Buster

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  6. Don't let her flip you over, Spitty.

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  7. Humans, with their weird, obscure sense of humor.

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  8. The trouble, Spitty, is that your human may not be able to detect sarcasm, so your response may well have left her with the impression that she really is funny - and encourage her lame humour even further. Oh no! For the time being, I think it sensible to respond to her comments as you would to those made by a five year old child: keep them straightforward, short, and with no room for confusion. Once you've got that quality of feedback going, only then can you move forward with her training into more sophisticated and subtle language.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  9. Right move there Spitty we say. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  10. Wow, Megan said it all better than I can, Spitty.

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  11. Let out a little gas and then the human's crack will pass

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  12. That look like an excellent way to spend the day...snoozing in a sunpuddle. Enjoy, it is cold and snowy here. Pffft! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  13. Spitty all we can say is "humans". We got 'em too.

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  14. You look like you are more of a sunny side up kind of kitty today Spitty. Your human will have to get her "runny yolks" some place else. Have a nice nap in that most excellent sun puddle Spitty & that way you can tune out the human's comments.

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  15. You didn't taste the eggs? They're yummy.

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  16. You look all tuckered out from the Cat Scouts Valentine's dance.

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  17. Yep, those humans think everything they say is either brilliant or hilarious. Then again, you look a bit over easy to us too...

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  18. Doesn't your human know boy cats don't have yolks????

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.