Thursday, February 12, 2015

The Wisdom of Ellen in Oregon


Appropos of yesterday's post, my most excellent friend Ellen in Oregon wrote, "Being shamed by standing in the corner is not fitting of your royal kinglyness. If anyone should be made to stand in a corner, it should be the human for not remembering that grass is the Ipecac syrup of cats."

I ask you, Kitties, have truer words ever been spoken? I forced the Servant to take this Royal Portrait most befitting of my station when she arrived home from her w-o-r-k this evening. She argued that she should be allowed to "relax" first, but I told her that would have to wait till later, when *I* told her it was time.

21 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Miss Ellen is very wise. And that's a pawsome picture of you, Spitty.

Catio Tales said...

We are extremely glad the natural order is restored.

brokenteepee said...

Ellen in Oregon is very wise indeed

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I'm glad your human has been properly put in her place. As you know, I tend to take a softer approach with humans than many other kitties - but wow, yours was really out of line!

Lone Star Cats said...

Sometimes da peeps need to be told what's what.

Unknown said...

Very wise of Ellen Spitty. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Angel Simba said...

Oh, YES, your Highestness!

Katie Isabella said...

Darling. you have set the tone for the rule of your Kingdom. We viceroys will enforce it to ensure you never suffer an indignity like that again. Are we on for Valentine's Day? XXooXX

Pat Hatt said...

You should have final say

rainbow said...

That's the spirit, Spitty. We hope you made your human take her rest in the corner.
Purrs ... Rainbow

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Wise words indeed from Ellen in Oregon. She has left me some very nice and helpful comments too.

pilch92 said...

This Ellen agrees too. You do look very royal.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Most excellent your Royal Highness!!! :)))

Unknown said...

Yous is furry right your Royal Highness!
Kisses
Nellie

Anonymous said...

Atta boy.....what good is it being King if you can't order people around ?! Surely your human is aware of this!!!!

Hugs, Sammy

Cat Chat With Caren and Cody (Caren Gittleman) said...

Spitty....you are a tough audience

Brian said...

You got in going on Spitty!

Sasha said...

How dare she relax when your needs must be met!

Marty the Manx said...

And it is a gorgeous portrait!

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, this is a most handsome photo. Mom wishes she'd had this one to do the Valentine photos. You are so handsome, and Misty May is swooning. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

A Tonl said...

Oooooh, the "Ipecac Syrup of cats" - PAWESOME!