Monday, January 4, 2016

Schmoozing with Santa

So this afternoon I had a little chat with Santa.

He told me his time is just about up, and probably this weekend he'll be shoved into the St. Nick PTU and stowed away for the next 11 months.

I found this an appalling state of affairs, but he didn't seem to mind, as long as he didn't get stuck in the same box with those damn shepherds and their messy lambs again.

20 comments:

  1. I'd object to a bawling babe but that might get me excommunicated....

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  2. Perhaps those shepherds need to be outfitted with pooper scoopers? MOL

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  3. Look at all the cool stuff Santa is carrying! He needs to lay down for 11 months.

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  4. That is nice you got to chat with Santa.

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  5. We think Santa needs his own box with lots of comfy bubble wrap. Yep, our Christmas will be coming down this weekend. Mom always has to keep everything at least through epiphany, including turning on all the outside and inside Christmas lights; even though, most of the neighbors have already taken all their lights down. Misty may send you a kiss and hugs. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  6. We understand why he would find that not appealing!

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  7. He will be glad of the rest after all his hard work, but the messy lambs don't sound good.

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  8. Yeah, mum says some of the stuff will get put away the next few days.

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  9. You mean he'd rather spend 11 months with some messy reindeer???

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  10. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Messy Lambs!!!!
    Giggle
    Snort!!!
    Oops...Sleepytime tea just came out my nose!!!
    NELLIE'S mOMMY

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  11. ewwww, reindeer poo vs lamb poo...decisions, decisions!

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  12. Boy, I bet he enjoys his rest.

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  13. 11 months stuck in a box with some lambs - ooooooh, that's not good. No, no, no.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  14. I don't blame him....who wants to lie around in sheep poop for a whole year?!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  15. Bwahahaha! Yeah, imagine 11 months in a PTU with a bunch of sheep and some smelly shepherds. P-U!

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  16. Whoa! That’s a nice Santa or at least that’s what TW says. I’m in shock finding you sitting like that. Don’t think Ive ever seen that.

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.