Monday, January 4, 2016

Schmoozing with Santa

So this afternoon I had a little chat with Santa.

He told me his time is just about up, and probably this weekend he'll be shoved into the St. Nick PTU and stowed away for the next 11 months.

I found this an appalling state of affairs, but he didn't seem to mind, as long as he didn't get stuck in the same box with those damn shepherds and their messy lambs again.

20 comments:

Catio Tales said...

I'd object to a bawling babe but that might get me excommunicated....

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

"Oh No, NOT the Messy Lambs"!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Ha!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Perhaps those shepherds need to be outfitted with pooper scoopers? MOL

Eastside Cats said...

Look at all the cool stuff Santa is carrying! He needs to lay down for 11 months.

pilch92 said...

That is nice you got to chat with Santa.

Kitties Blue said...

We think Santa needs his own box with lots of comfy bubble wrap. Yep, our Christmas will be coming down this weekend. Mom always has to keep everything at least through epiphany, including turning on all the outside and inside Christmas lights; even though, most of the neighbors have already taken all their lights down. Misty may send you a kiss and hugs. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

We understand why he would find that not appealing!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

He will be glad of the rest after all his hard work, but the messy lambs don't sound good.

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL!

Just Ducky said...

Yeah, mum says some of the stuff will get put away the next few days.

The Island Cats said...

You mean he'd rather spend 11 months with some messy reindeer???

Unknown said...

Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Messy Lambs!!!!
Giggle
Snort!!!
Oops...Sleepytime tea just came out my nose!!!
NELLIE'S mOMMY

A Tonl said...

ewwww, reindeer poo vs lamb poo...decisions, decisions!

William’s Kith & Kin said...

Boy, I bet he enjoys his rest.

Michael said...

11 months stuck in a box with some lambs - ooooooh, that's not good. No, no, no.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Anonymous said...

I don't blame him....who wants to lie around in sheep poop for a whole year?!

Hugs, Sammy

meowmeowmans said...

Bwahahaha! Yeah, imagine 11 months in a PTU with a bunch of sheep and some smelly shepherds. P-U!

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Happy new year!

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! That’s a nice Santa or at least that’s what TW says. I’m in shock finding you sitting like that. Don’t think Ive ever seen that.