The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Friday, January 15, 2016
Are Those Still Christmas Decorations?
Why, yes, I'm afraid they are. The Human's housekeeping habits are a disgrace, really. *I* am a model of tidiness and self-sufficiency; I don't know what's happened to her.
Well you made our mom feel better. She intends to take down all the decors, including the tree (it's still up, in fairness they were away and just got back)this weekend.
Thank COD you cannot see the condition of our house Spitty. You would be horrified to see how our favorite lounging spot, the dining room table, is completely covered with glittery ornaments. Apparently, our procrastinating Human believes they will put themselves away when they are ready to leave. Why is it Humans love unpacking their Chrisymouse treasures, but have no energy when it is time pack them away for another year? Even the fake tree, a is depressing to look at now that it is naked & seriously tilting to one side. We are being forced to live in a wasteland of post-Chrisymouse chaos. What cat wants to live with glittery crap covering every bit of free space? Not a one, that who!.
We have informed our Human via laser eyed death stares, that if this mess is not cleaned up by 5 PM Sunday, whapping of her precious ornaments will commence. Sometimes it takes a few broken treasures to encourage Humans to do a little New Year's tidying-up. Let us know how your Chrisymouse clutter clean-up goes - or if it doesn't. You may want to do a little whapping therapy of your own to help your Human.
Hm, Wes got no Christmas decorations left up around here Spitty dear. But then now there is just Mommy and me and very few decorations, it was easy for them to bes cleared up! Mes could comes over and knock them all off for yous, just say the word! Kisses Nellie
16 comments:
My human doesn't even know for sure what housekeeping is! She think it is making her mortgage payments on time, MOL!
Tell us about it! TBT has a Christmas reindeer metal thing he leaves on the bookcase shelf ALL YEAR!
Hm.... we don't really get this complain. We loved all this Christmas decoration, because there was so much to tilt and play with! :P
Well you made our mom feel better. She intends to take down all the decors, including the tree (it's still up, in fairness they were away and just got back)this weekend.
Emma and Buster
You could do some undecorating.....
Thank COD you cannot see the condition of our house Spitty. You would be horrified to see how our favorite lounging spot, the dining room table, is completely covered with glittery ornaments. Apparently, our procrastinating Human believes they will put themselves away when they are ready to leave. Why is it Humans love unpacking their Chrisymouse treasures, but have no energy when it is time pack them away for another year? Even the fake tree, a is depressing to look at now that it is naked & seriously tilting to one side. We are being forced to live in a wasteland of post-Chrisymouse chaos. What cat wants to live with glittery crap covering every bit of free space? Not a one, that who!.
We have informed our Human via laser eyed death stares, that if this mess is not cleaned up by 5 PM Sunday, whapping of her precious ornaments will commence. Sometimes it takes a few broken treasures to encourage Humans to do a little New Year's tidying-up. Let us know how your Chrisymouse clutter clean-up goes - or if it doesn't. You may want to do a little whapping therapy of your own to help your Human.
Our Lady is obsessive and had Christmas gone by the 27th. She would be happy to come over and make yours go away too:)
Ha ha ha, Hailey and Zaphod! My mom's the same way!
Spitty, maybe a good bite would infuse her with some of your tidiness.
Every time we MENTION getting rid of the Christmas tree, our mom thinks of something else to do. It is shedding worse than cats do - disgusting!
She would put them away faster if you batted them around some ;)
MOL!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Their red. Red counts as early Valentines.
Xoxo
Alla us
I think it behoves you to do some whapping. I see no other way forward on this one, Spitty.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Hm, Wes got no Christmas decorations left up around here Spitty dear. But then now there is just Mommy and me and very few decorations, it was easy for them to bes cleared up!
Mes could comes over and knock them all off for yous, just say the word!
Kisses
Nellie
Well, our Christmas decorations, such as they were, are cleared away, but in other aspects of tidy houseness - bwah ha ha ha ha!!!
Take Nellie up on that good offer. I'll come over too and between the three of us, we will have everything ship shape in Bristol fashion.
Spitty, our mom leaves a couple of Christmas decorations out all year round. She says it's a way of keeping Christmas around all year long.
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