Monday, July 26, 2010

On the Untrustworthiness of Bags

  • They are unstable.
  • They smell funny.
  • The handles look suspicious.
  • They make a lot of scary noise.
  • Something could be lurking in there, waiting to steal your soul.
  • Some Human could ::shudder:: PICK YOU UP and take you BAST KNOWS WHERE.


Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

The way to defeat the bag is to JUMP ON IT and BITE IT! It is the only way to establish who's boss!

Jacqueline said...

We agree with William, Spitty=we always put the bitey on it and kill the bag!...Good luck with that, sweetie...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

They smell innerestin, they crinkle when ya pounce inside, an they are great hidin places...

Kea said...

We rather like bags, actually! But if they disturb you, Spitty, you need to pounce on top of them and shred them!

Harry Spotter said...

You check it out from the inside, thats what we do. Good luck!


Attack bag!

get in and get out.
We don't like bags too much either Spitty.
Now Boxes are another story..



Brian said...

Yep, that's why you need to pounce on them first!!!

Katnip Lounge said...

Do what Scouty does...tear the living spit out of it...and then administer the coup de gras: a little spritz of eau de urine.

Mommy doesn't leave bags out for us overnight any more.