While You Were Away . . .
. . . one of the Kitties became suicidal and hurled himself from the chest to the floor. I don't know which one it was, but as you can see one of his innocent companions suffered grave injuries.
Me? I was nowhere near the scene of the, um, accident.
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Oh, SURE.
Dear Spitty!
Me still loves you. Just because me is Allred's girlcat does not mean yous is not loved!
Kisses
Nellie
Looks like Not Me was visiting your house.
Well, every so often you have to do physics experiments to test if gravity still works.
We thank you for your mighty support and congratulations in our triumph, and detect your scorn that it was merely a squirrel - which perhaps is more than you have managed to catch and eat recently. And if there are 631 squirrels marching towards us trying to find their missing buddy, then We Are Ready. We shall have a stoal of fluffy tails to wear around each of our necks, which will make you drool with jealousy, King Spitty, or as I like to say, the Royal Sputum.
Well, every so often you have to do physics experiments to test if gravity still works.
We thank you for your mighty support and congratulations in our triumph, and detect your scorn that it was merely a squirrel - which perhaps is more than you have managed to catch and eat recently. And if there are 631 squirrels marching towards us trying to find their missing buddy, then We Are Ready. We shall have a stoal of fluffy tails to wear around each of our necks, which will make you drool with jealousy, King Spitty, or as I like to say, the Royal Sputum.
Oh no! Please let your human know that she should contact Windstone about that. They replaced ours after it mysteriously broke.
The Florida Furkids
We see the injured kitteh will remain faceless. Hahameow!
Goodness! Suicidal kitties? Injured parties? Faceless accusers? You got a real mystery on your hands...
Spitty, it least you are smarter than the cat BEFORE the cat before me - the awesome looking, sleek black guy. The same thing happened with a museum-bought replica of a Egyptian cat statue... except the "suicide" happened while my human was home! Yep, that particular predecessor lacked a few brain cells...
Yeah, right Spitty..MOL That was a nice candle holder.. xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
My Mom finds this circle of kitties getting so close to the flame a little strange.
We know it wasn't you Spitty. Someone else came in that room and talked that cat into suicide. We are so sorry for your loss. Take care.
Oopsie comes to mind for some reason Spitty!
Hmmm, now who would have done a thing like that?
Whoever did that must pay! For a new one! xox
Come on Spitty, own up! Was it Mr Tail? ;)
Um... Make sure they don't find Spitty Pawprints at the scene!
Cotton
Well, of course we know you had nothing to do with that, Spitty. It was Not Me, who is very popular and also very busy!
Oh no! And the doctor can't fix up that kind of injury, I bet. Maybe your mom can with some glue?
You should check out my blog post today. You won an award! purrs
leeve de houz for a minit N de naybor dawgs bust in, make a mess N coz stuff like this ta happen...
hope de slice can be fixed with sum sooooooper glue if yur mom finded it even
stoooooooooopid dawgs
You know, Spitty, Russell drove one of my mom's ceramic ducks to contemplate ending it all once, too. It happens.
Whoa! That cat is messed up pretty bad. You were over by me helping me eating my Halo kibble so there must've been a small earthquake that did it. What a laugh? TW didn't know it was a candleholder. She thought all the stone cats were praying around a candle for the injured one.
Sounds suspicious to me...
Spitty you will have something to do with it? huh
just between us spitty, it felt good to knock one of them out right?
Emma and Buster
ps. mama said it's a pity that is broke. i think she wants one of those things too.
Musta been all that jumpin around over your latest conquest...er...girlfurriend.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Hmmm..... a mystery indeed. mol
xoxo Kassey
DOOD, you doing the Innocent Eyes thing too, for effect? :::blink blink blink:::
Spitty, the same thing happened here last Christmas to one of the mom's ceramic snowmen. The thing just jumped off the shelf. I tried to stop him but no such luck.
And no such luck that the mom believed my story when I told her. I hope you have better luck with your human.
Ernie
Nope.
No whappage going on at your house.
None at all.
Clumsy mom.
Oh No! This is such sad news! And we know that of course you are completely innocent Spitty, dear :)
Lots of love xx
Sad. It must have been a Medusa kitten. Never wise to watch them directly...
hmmmmm...perhaps the fact that there was not even a bit of shrimp coming home with the human after her little trippy pooh...could this have been a teeny weeeny payback???hmmmmm??? just sayin'...
Well, there is one who's coloring is a little off! But naw; he's not it.
Well, that's what happen when humans are away. There's nothing a kitty can do about it.
***licking right paw***
Purrs
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