Thursday, September 12, 2013

Loot x 2

So Kitties, I had a pretty exciting day on Tuesday. Frankly, most of the day seemed pretty ordinary, but when the Human came home she had two small parcels in her school bag just for me!

One of them bore an exotic U.K. postmark and the unmistakable writing of the Beauteous Blond Woofie, Mollie! She sent me a note, and some Catnip Drops (score!) and two floofalicious fev-ver balls! Thanks, Mollie! You're a doll . . . even if you are a woofie.  

The other package contained two miniature 'Nip-scented tennis balls purchased just for ME by the Principal of the Human's school! Since she said she was inspired by Wimbledon, I guess this second gift has a U.K. connection as well.

Do you know what the Human did after she took these pictures? I'll bet you do! Yep, that's right, Kitties, she scooped all *my* presents up and put them away for "later." Just another outrage. Really, what's wrong with her?

40 comments:

brokenteepee said...

Patience, Spitty.
Remember, revenge is dish best served cold

Pat Hatt said...

LOL that is just a tease, showing you and not letting you play

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

I think that's terrible, Spitty. But what's worse? That, or having your Human keep the toys for herself? Some day I'll have to post a photo of my mom's stash of toys meant for me. You will not believe it.

(P.S. Extra Caroline photo today.)

Just Ducky said...

You didn't even get to keep playing with one of the toys? That is just not right.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Your human HID your awesome loot?! That is criminal!

The Indulged Furries said...

What?! You weren't allowed to play with your new toys. That's outrageous.

Catio Tales said...

New balls ? What a gift!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

She stole them right from under your nose! Outrageous! Oh, by the way, it's later! You should get them now!

Star says: I think you should leave a present in the human's shoe... Did you see where she put them? I can come over and help you liberate them if you want!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Later is NOW! Time for some well-place hairballs, Spitster.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Well then, if your Human like those tennis balls and fuzzy balls so much, you should present her with your very own Made With Spitty Fur and Spit Balls. I'm pretty sure she'll be so happy with them she'll give you your presents back immediately.

...Tutu

Mollie said...

Tutu, that's funny..MOL Spitty, you really need to Man up and take charge here..Those balls and nip chocolates are for you..NOt her..MOL xx0xxx

Mollie and Alfie

Marg said...

Good heavens Spitty, we need to come straighten out that Mom of yours. There is no excuse for her putting those toys away. You are so right, What is wrong with her??? Take care both of you and have a great day.

Tamago said...

Oh what nice presents you've got! Mollie is such a sweet woofie. And how nice the principal of the school got you a present, too. So sorry to hear your human took it away from you though. I hope you get to play with them this weekend!

CATachresis said...

Tell you what, buddy! We need to take action… NOW! Let's go for the much needed brewski or three and then on the way back, we can stop off at the live catch-your-own take-away and pick up a couple of mouse kebabs for our devoted humans! K? ;) xoxox

Ramblingon said...

Oh SPITTY! Austin has THE plan. You gonna? xxoox

Sparky Spitfire said...

tennis? isn't that a game where Love means Nuffing? oh. how apropos as a gift for you, you Serial Stud Muffin, you. jk, jk...hey - bat a floofy fevver ball over in my direction, would you?

Kitties Blue said...

As you know, Spitty, our deranged mom does the same thing. One of our toys from Oui Oui is still in the kitchen drawer. If we weren't such good kitties (MOL), we would have figured out how to open that drawer and get it. Hope she'll give you something at least very soon. We are going to announce our viceroyship on Sunday! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Stacy Hurt said...

You're mom it's quite the dominatrix isn't she?

Xoxo
Ms Stella O Houligan

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh dear Spitty THAT was no fair. To show them to you and then take them away! Oh my....there will be strategy involved!

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

Yours does that too?! My human does the same! What's wrong with them??
Purrs

Brian said...

Well, right now it IS later so no excuses Spitty!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...hold de fone N de ant choveez coz that fish bee crazed....waddya meen her taked YUR stuff N put it a way til....later.....

we think while her iz in slumber land two nite.....ewe knead ta take HER car keyz ...N put em a way....til later.....long with that square plastic thing called charge o card....AND her fav o rite set oh shooz

hay, hope ewe haza flounder filled week oh end...way awesum goods ya getted by de way...wear ever they R !!

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

A great stash you have got there Spitty. Remember though that patience is a virtue and revenge is sweet. Te He I am sure you will get your own back for her putting them away. Hugs GJ x

Photo Cache said...

you should say that now is the time to play with your goodies. can we come over and play with the tennis nip ball?

Emma and Buster

katsrus said...
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katsrus said...

Oh no! She let you look at them and toke them away? Not fair!
Sue B

Anonymous said...

All that good stuff and your human took it all away??? Has she forgotten you are the King and you have a pile of Viceroys ready to do your business when called upon? Just say the word....

Kitty Hugs, Sammy

Anonymous said...

All that good stuff and your human took it all away??? Has she forgotten you are the King and you have a pile of Viceroys ready to do your business when called upon? Just say the word....

Kitty Hugs, Sammy

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Whaaat? It's not April 1st is it? My mum wouldn't dare do that! Couldn't she have left you at least one ball after tempting you with them?

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

that sure is some great loot! Enjoy!

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Put them away for...

L - A - T - E - R ???

MOUSES!

Purrs,
Nissy

Timmy Tomcat said...

Oh My Cat Spitty!
That nasty Dad of ours does the same thing! Dont they know that LATER is a hooman word and is not in the cat language

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, the mom does the same thing to our goodies that we get. Are our humans talking to one another? Because if they are, we gotta make them stop.

Sasha + Saku said...

Oh nos , that is just plain mean Spitty! We thinks you is gonna have to give mom a prezzie too, MOL

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Unknown said...

Humans!!! They has NO IDEA how much fun it is to throw new toys all around, roll on them and hen ignore them.
Kisses
Nellie
PS can mes come and plays with them

Cathy Keisha said...

That's an outrage. Even TW lets me keep one or two toys! i don't think I like your human.

Julia Williams said...

I hope you gave her the Claw of Displeasure for taking away your toys!!

GLOGIRLY said...

Nice haul, Spitty!!!

But tell your human, "later-schmater!"

; ) Katie

Shaggy and Scout said...

She did the "later" thing again!!!! Sheesh...she needs a good shoepooping.

meowmeowmans said...

Pawsome parcels, Spitty! What a shame that your Human stashed all your loot away. What is up with that?