Monday, September 9, 2013

♫ ♫ O Tailio, O Tailio . . .♫


Much pleasure can'st thou give me
O Tailio, O Tailio
How richly Cod has decked thee! ♫



And now for the Guantanamo San Francisco Baywatch:
New Viceroys
Flynn:  Cow Hollow
Savannah:  Bay Bridge (East)
Island Cats:  Bay Bridge (West)
Kitties Blue:  Treasure Island
Oliver: Alcatraz and surrounding waters (on Probation per Ms. Stella)
Jura, Javaa & Sampo:  Golden Gate Bridge (under strict supervision of Punapippuri)
Binga: Tenderloin (nominated by Sparkle)

Nerissa, Sammy, Timmy Tomcat, Raven, Austin and the LoungeCats are all currently awaiting remote assignments. Stay tuned!
Have I missed anyone? Remember: This is your chance to get in on the ground floor of Viceroydom. Hurry or all the best neighborhoods will be taken! Upper Market and Twin Peaks are of great strategic importance!

38 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

We call Sin City!!!

Um. That would be Las Vegas (Nevada).

brokenteepee said...

Hahahaha at Katnip Kats.

And at Sparkle for Binga....

You have a beautiful tail.

Pretinha said...

Tenho certeza que todos ficarão satisfeitos, você é um soberano muito justo.
Spitty a sua rede está bem confortável, parece que sua humana conseguiu arrumá-la.

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Did you feel that tremor? That was Screamoline falling over at the sight of that tailio.

A Tonk's Tail said...

Wait, hold the phone... You get to call location???? Oooooooh, this is a ponderable for sure!

Shaggy and Scout said...

We are out of the loop so we don't know what is happening with that map, but your tail is indeed a force to be reckoned with!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Binga thinks the Tenderloin is something edible.

meowmeowmans said...

King Spitty! Moosey, Gracie and Zoe want in! How about Potrero Point or Twin Peaks?

Cathy Keisha said...

Has anyone taken da Hood? You have a little ghetto cat who may be innerested.

BTW, that's some tailio! That's why when I get all puffy tailed, TW calls it my Spitty Tail. Heh heh.

Oui Oui said...

What about us? You aren't holding any grudges are you?

BTW, the mom is still laughing!

Stacy Hurt said...

Well all we can say is that Oliver deserves Alcatraz given his 'Cat from Hell' status he earned for stealing both neighbors doggie toys from 4 different dogs! I'm wondering now if they didn't have a paw in his unfortunate swimming fiasco...hummmmm.

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We like the idea of having Twin Peaks.

It reminds us of Mommy...

Catio Tales said...

Maybe Stran better be God Emperor of Da Hood ? But he's not really a gangsta kitty - Aila is more suited to that! Hehehe.

As viceroys do we have to salute the Tailio every morning ?

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, you da man! We just showed our mom what we did and she is so, so happy. Not only were she and our dad married there (40 years ago) but so were Dad's sister and brother! And wow do we have great kitties watching over both ends of the Bay Bridge. We feel privileged to be sandwiched between them. Sending you EXTRA purrs and hugs, your humble Viceroys, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Photo Cache said...

you are annexing your realm to other counties and states too spitty?

btw, our mom wanted to ask if she can hug and kiss the top of your head. she finds you extremely kissable.

emma and buster

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

That is some pretty impressive tail-floof, my friend!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Chinatown, eh? Hmm. I was a little offended when you offered such a tiny neighborhood but the Chinese do love their food...
I'll have to think about it. It just doesn't seem right for Queen Tutu to rule such a tiny area. Chinatown isn't even on the map! Or is it?

Marg said...

Spitty, that is one handsome tail to go with your handsome face.
That is so great that everyone has their little own hoods. Take care.

Pat Hatt said...

The cat is not sure he wants a place in america, earthquakes, fires and smog down your way.

rinrinflu said...

Niceeeeeeeeeeeee tail:)

Brian said...

You sure have a comfy spot to dish out the assignments Spitty!

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Oohhh... I'm on the list? I can't wait to find out where my 'assignment' will be.

Yoo-hoo! YOO-HOO!!!

Purrs,
Nissy

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh Spitty what a magnificent tail you have!

Anonymous said...

If I had a tail like that I'd be singing too....alas I have your regular, run of the mill, non interesting but stripey tail. :( I've been thinking about getting extensions - would that work????

Kitty Hugs, Sammy

Tamago said...

Yay the map is getting more and more furry :-) And your tail is furry gorgeous, Spitty!

Mollie said...

I could use that tail as a feffer duster in my house Bawahwhahhwhaa xx0xx

Mollie and Alfie

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...meowloz frum de heart oh de citee wher any thing can happen....

itza kewl 66 two day N de forecast bee callin for fog N sun ore may bee sun then fog....itz all good noe matter...

traffic iz mewvin smooth lee on de bay bridge N therz a spesh ull two day over at Mom's ...stop by N tell em TOTT sent ya...N we due knot meen de kid next door....

N ree ceeved 15 % off yur next tat

peace out N rock on

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CATachresis said...

So exciting! How remote do you want me to be? I can do remote! How about outer space? Though it might not be big enough for my huge ego! (The Staff made me write that!!!!!)

The Furries of Whisppy said...

I have never heard South Beach, Park Merced or Potrero Hill. BUT I definitely know Chinatown! With Chinatown located all over the world, it makes me so happy just thinking of being Queen of all Chinatowns. WOO HOO!

...Queen Tutu of all Chinatowns

katsrus said...

That's a great picture of you Spitty. Can't wait to see where you put everyone.
Sue B

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh Spitty, your tail is awesome! It looks like it's been recently brushed! Wow, you have TONS of viceroys now! You're surrounded by protection!

Star says: Your tail looks sumptuous! Thank you for all the encouraging words, and the snuggles!

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty my dear love. Mom was really really being dragged thru a knothole backwards so I missed your post. That so rarely happens. And I saw yous too and moderated it. Exciting news for Halloween. I am looking forward to a whisper UTB about it all. Oh, and some haff and haff too.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I am very honoured to be Viceroy of Cow Hollow.
That is a magnificent tailio!

The Island Cats said...

Are you practicing for the holidays already, Spitty?

Hey, thanks for giving us a Viceroyership. (Is that how you refer to it??) We'll work good with Savvy and make sure that Bay Bridge is taken care of!

Anonymous said...

wellllllll....about time! Cannot believe you forgot me in that first go round Spitty... and I was your Valentine date, and I always stick up for you when the girls all whine about you being a "Lothario" mancat...harummmppfff...so I only got HALF the Bay Bridge...unhuh...fine...had no idea I was gonna have to share the BB AND TI...sheesh

Unknown said...

Oh! My! Cod!!!!
Mes goes to the Hills Garlic Festival (where me was totally un-plugged!!!)
How does mes becomes a viceroy! PLEASE PLEASE tells me Spitty!
Kisses (and a ear cleaning - gratis)
Nellie

Oui Oui said...

Do you have anything with crabs? The crustaceans!

Sparky Spitfire said...

O Spitty-O, that's some kinda flooftastic Tailio.

I would offer to take on wutever viceroy-dom is overrun wif rodents, but I do have my paws full over here. The Childrens saids they counted 5 animuls (whole and in pieces parts) in the back yard, but I fink they missed a few.