Thursday, May 14, 2015

Why Didn't I Eat My Breakfast?


A)  I made a little piggy of myself during the night last night.
B)  Although this tuna flavor was my favorite last week, I have now determined it is inedible.
C)  I am tired of the green tray.
D)  You didn't stick around to keep me company while I ate.
E) He's still up there. Watching.

34 comments:

Lone Star Cats said...

I dunno, I never don't eat. So I'm going wif B as a guess.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Oh dear, it sounds like SO many things are unsatisfactory. Eating breakfast under those conditions would have been impossible for any kitty - with the exception of me and Binga.

Just Ducky said...

F - All of the above!

Catio Tales said...

We are with Ducky. F to that!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We have to go with all of the above, too!

Furries said...

Mom offered me canned chicken today and I was afraid of the glass bowl so that makes me think the answer is C, you're tired of the green tray.

brokenteepee said...

Of course it is all of the above. Sheesh

Megan said...

Phooooh, Spitty: these logic puzzles are pretty demanding on a mere bein, you know. Starting from the top, I'd say: A is a distinct possibility; B seems quite likely, given that you're a cat, after all; C seems sensible - I mean, anyone WOULD be sick of staring at that over breakfast; D sounds right; E - hmmmm, possible although I think you'd hate to admit. So, after due consideration, and taking into account the day of the week, the weather forecast, the current state of politics in your country, global warming and doubt about the aplicability of Einstein's theory of relativity in the 21st century, I think that those before me who have voted for F - all of the above - are probably correct.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

I think it was probably not spooned out with the acceptable amount of care and thus unacceptable. Once the human corrects the plating, you might finish it. No?

easyweimaraner said...

think it's B... we are creatures of habit, of course, but not on the food front... or maybe your mom furgot the golden bowl?
btw: you can send that tuna to me, I'm currently in seafood-mood :o)
easy rider

CATachresis said...

If you are anything like me, Spitty, then it will b followed by a c d and e just for fun :)

Anonymous said...

Could be a little of "all of the above".........they're all perfectly legitimate reasons to reject breakfast. It doesn't take much when we're in a stubborn mood!

Hugs, Sammy

PL Keenor said...

I think F, as mentioned in other comments, is a distinct possibility. But what about G? G. I just want to worry mommy and make her fuss over me.

Brian's Home Blog said...

I really think it was just to make your human wonder why?

Katie Isabella said...

Funny, I have most of those as MY reasons for not having breakfast or perhaps on TurnAbout Day, supper. Mostly B though. Want to just go out to eat next time? I'll pick you up on my way. One of my other favorite brothers will be in San Francisco for the better part of a week after school. I think you'll know he's there as he is a cat man through and through and the emanations pouring from him will be palpable to you. I think he heads to Sacramento after that. XO

Kitties Blue said...

Has to be B. That's always our reason, unless it is Fiona. She doesn't like anything! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

oh no!! Hoping you are ok!

Unknown said...

Tee! Hee! A man cat after my own heart.
Kisses
Nellie

KitKat said...

We say that bilious green tray is making your dining experience very unpleasant. A change in tableware is definitely in order.
Angel Normie, Mika, Sasha & Grady Lewis

Stacy Hurt said...

F. All of the above

Xoxo

Stacy Hurt said...

F. All of the above

Xoxo

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

If you are anything like me it would be "B", but it is probably all of the above.

Cleopawtra said...

I'd have to say B, but then C could be the answer. If you are allowing F as an answer then we have to say F. "Cause in our house it's always "all of the above".

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood....we R gonna go with P....grate mindz think a like...stay tooned for a post we R doin bout kibble
ewe will be a mazed!!!!

Terri said...

We have to agree that green tray doesn't do anything for an appetite! However, I know how Jenna likes a variety of noms!

Katnip Lounge said...

Lack of PLACE MAT. What are you, a barbarian?

Saku said...

Great work Spitty! Gotta keep them beans guessing, MOL

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

The Island Cats said...

We're going with all of the above. :)

Cathy Keisha said...

Those could ALL be MY excuses for not eating. When I don’t touch my breakfast then TW gives me extra dinner so I pig out and I’m not hungry the next morning. I won’t eat unless one of the peeps is standing right there.

meowmeowmans said...

We'd go with D. Because that's what Moosey would choose as HIS answer...

pilch92 said...

F-all of the above.

Maggie from Stillness at Cherith said...

We want to cover all the bases too, Spitty.
Can we choose all of them?
Purrs,
the kitty brats

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

F) All of the above.

Marty the Manx said...

I am choosing B through E. Something needs to be done about THAT spy! (and one never admits to overindulgence!)