Saturday, March 17, 2018

Sunday Selfie: A Shameful Exhibition





No, not me, Sillies. If you look carefully, and ignore my adorable kittenish playfulness (nearly impossible, I know), you might see some evidence of three Old Bats having an impromptu drunken pre-St. Patrick's par-tay last night (don't you worry about Spitty, though; he stayed safely UTB for hours). What an embarrassing debacle that ended with a 74-year-old neighbor passed out snoring in this very chair. As you can see, I am performing an exorcism this evening with my sacred fevvers.

20 comments:

Lone Star Cats said...

Uh oh, if falling asleep in the chair means exorcisin - I gots some work to do.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I think that chair may have needed an exorcism - I had no idea your human threw wild parties!

Megan said...

It's just as well you're on the case, Spitty. But I despair. I thought it was the Human who was meant to be providing support services to you and yet time and time again I find that you're called upon to perform support services for her. A disturbing situation.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

meowmeowmans said...

Shoot, Spitty. We'd better perform some exorcism of our couch, because our mom and dad are always falling asleep on it!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You are funny Spitty.

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, if this isn't pure "you" I don;t know what is! You had even my mom meowing at this one. I loved every word. Yepper, that had to have been quite the spectacle. You could have bunked with me...next time? XXooXX

Katie and The Katz said...

yes fevver fighting am goods way to put your smells on the chair back where they belongs! Purrz from Angel who fixes Mom chair alla time.

Erin the Cat said...

Oh dear, Spitty, this is terrible news. I dsre say you'll have to put in the bill for all that extra-cism that you've had to do! At least you were a good host and didn't show them the door. Had you wanted to, I would have suggested a hairball in the vino. MOL
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Looks like you've got your work cut out getting things smelling right again.

The Florida Furkids said...

Yeoza!

The Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, you’re right. An exorcism is needed. We hope it works.

Debra Taylor said...

Looks like it was a great par-tay!! Spitty you are really cute

Marv Marvelous said...

Mr Spitty, I am sure the old bats were asleep by 10. I know my old bat was. And I too was playing with my identical wand toy this afternoon! I do believe it was one of the 3 lovely ones I got from you!
How wonderful to know I can use it for exorcisms.
Purrs
Marv

Anonymous said...

Humans can be so embarrassing can't they? Debacles are for the young - like us - right? Good thing you destroyed any lingering "debacle-ness" with the exorcism procedure. Wise move.

Hugs, Teddy

Noodle Cat said...

Sounds like quite a party!
Have a wonderful Monday...

Noodle and crew

Colehaus Cats said...

Hmmm, we're looking carefully, very carefully, but nope. We just can't get past your adorable kittenish playfulness. *heads hung in shame*

William's Kith & Kin said...

It will get much worse once she retires, you know. It will be an exorcism a night at your place!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We see some Human Nip bottles in that last picture. Yeah, you dont wanna be around drunken ladies. They get all grabby and "come over here you gorgeous boy' after that.

Eastside Cats said...

Such craziness at your pad, Spitty!

Little Binky and Granny said...

MOL...Pawkisses for a wonderful day :) <3