Sunday, May 20, 2018

Little Hiatus

Everything is fine (well, *she* thinks so), but I am being forced against my furry will to take a little hiatus for a week or so while the Human disports herself at various end-of-year events. Phfffft.

I mean, you know what that means, right? No fun times for the kitty. No toy time, no snuggly times, no companionable napping times. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

She says we'll be back next weekend. Is there a black market in thumbs, do you think? 



17 comments:

Megan said...

Spitty - this happens EVERY year and she should know better by now. It will probably be worse this year because of the retirement, with friends wanting to help her celebrate. If she feels that she must engage in these activities, then it's beholden on her to make alternative arrangements - hiring in other beins to provide you with services on her behalf.

But I've figured out why she doesn't do that. It's because she's concerned that other beins will demonstrate to you just how much you're missing out on by tolerating her ongoing poor performance!!!

As for the black market in thumbs - I've said it before. Thumbs are not special. They're not scarce. In fact, there are more than 12 billion of the little buggers on the planet. Do not let her fool you into thinking that hers are especially clever or sophisticated. They're as common as muck.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

William’s Kith & Kin said...

Come stay here, Spitty. We'll keep you company! Plus, there's Gerber's on the menu. You and Caroline can dine in style.

Lone Star Cats said...

Ya deserve extra brushies when this is over.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Geez, you need a temp when she has to do this!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I hope she makes up for the wilful neglect she is subjecting you to when it is over.

Catio Tales said...

Mirsku tried to bite Äiti's off and we could have sent it to you, but he failed. Can you dial take out ? For foods we mean, not thumbs.

And just think, when the next week or so is over she is all yours. With no return to work!

Kitties Blue said...

Not an hiatus! I will miss you and will be waiting impatiently for your return. Here are some 💋 to tide you over until you return. 💗 Misty May

Colehaus Cats said...

What the What?? Who does such things? Really, now, what are you going to do with yourself? We'd be bored silly!

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, come on over to Michigan, and Manny and CB will entertain you to no end! I will brush you, and give you treats, and The Hubby will play with you! How's that sound?

Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

no snuggly time?? that's just wrong

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

She will make it up to you :)

The Island Cats said...

Just think, Spitty. It won’t be long before she can’t make these kind of excuses.

Just Ducky said...

Thumbs? No snuggles? No play time? Your human is putting her party time ahead of your welfare. Just not right.

Katie Isabella said...

Mom said come on over. You are, as always, welcome as the sun rising

World of Animals, Inc said...

We hope to see back here really soon. Hopefully your mom will pick something special and the trip will be well worth it. I see toys, treats, and a long snuggle time for you in the very near future. Have a great day and no parties while mom is away.
World of Animals

meowmeowmans said...

She uses this excuse every year, Spitty. But hey, just think ... she won't be able to do so after she retires. :)

Milo Robinson said...

Hey Spitty, long time no see. My ma decided to take a five year hiatus! 5 whole years, you can't trust deese humans, I'm tellin yea! You can have my mums thumbs if ya like, it can be her punishment for being away from here for so long. BOL!

Love Milo xo