So, the Human had a brief but torrid affair
with this sweet doggo last weekend.
Okay, she's cute and all, even I admit that.
I'll even allow as how she was fun to play with.
But I ask you, my friends, if you had ME
waiting at home for you, would you be playing
slobbery tug-o-war with a woofie?
Wait--maybe I don't want you to answer that.
The thing is, Spitty, that if your Human were a 'proper' cat person (like moi), she would have absolutely zero interest in any woofie. This particular specimen is not cute or sweet: she looks like a large, slobbering needy beast, just like all the others.
So, absolutely, your Human should not find herself playing tug-o-war on outings when she could be at home pandering to your every whim. Shame on her.
Dogs have no appeal for my human (and she loathes dog drool), so it's no contest here!
MOL!! Since I live with a doggy I totally get it! Love, Cody
Spitty, you are always at the top of the food change, so to speak. But did she bring a dog HOME...NOPE, she has you and knows that's the only way it should be...
Geez, we don't think so! And the thought of any of your things being tug-o-warred with, or ::shudder:: getting slobbery . . . no, we're not even going to think about that!
I do hope she had the good sense to scrub herself down from all the slobber and dog smell before she dared to touch you???
Ok, doggo is cute BUT kittehs always rule.
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