The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Monday, August 6, 2018
Remember Me?
Well, isn't this a fine kettle of fish! Apparently, she thinks she can just do whatever she wants and I will be here waiting patiently, claws sheathed, meower shut, waiting just like some little good boy until she gets around to helping me. Now this is a fine little video, but she incompetently filmed me in portrait not landscape, so if you want to get a good look at me and my glorious floof, you'll need to biggify. Can't you tell how I've suffered?
I still remember you Spitty, although, as you say, it's been a while. I took your advice and biggified the image and got a glorious screen full of your luxurious floof. Mind you, it looked like you were trying valiantly to have a snooze and the Human was just doing what she wanted to do without any regard for your preferences. It's gotta stop, Spitty. Unsheath those claws. Open up that meower - and let her have it. Use small words and simple sentences. Meow loudly and clearly. Spell things out so she's got absolutely no excuse.
I can see you are doing your best to pointedly ignore her, Spitty. Actually, my human takes videos of me in portrait mode sometimes these days, because that's what they want for Instagram stories... and I'm kind of busy there these days.
12 comments:
I still remember you Spitty, although, as you say, it's been a while. I took your advice and biggified the image and got a glorious screen full of your luxurious floof. Mind you, it looked like you were trying valiantly to have a snooze and the Human was just doing what she wanted to do without any regard for your preferences. It's gotta stop, Spitty. Unsheath those claws. Open up that meower - and let her have it. Use small words and simple sentences. Meow loudly and clearly. Spell things out so she's got absolutely no excuse.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
I can see you are doing your best to pointedly ignore her, Spitty. Actually, my human takes videos of me in portrait mode sometimes these days, because that's what they want for Instagram stories... and I'm kind of busy there these days.
Don't let her get away with it! Megan has some very good advice for you which you should follow before things get worse.
That's a very good Ignoring the Human routine, Mr Soppikins
Poor Spitty, we feel bad for you pal.
You are unforgettable Spitty.
dood....oh courz we rememburr ewe.....sure we due knot even noe wear trout towne iz.... but hay !! ☺☺♥♥
Spitty, I'd say that you had played possum very well!
Wow Spitty - major floofiness ! Congrats!
WE think ya got some good fur massage there Spitty!
You do a wonderful job ignoring your human Mr Spitty. How DO you DO that?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Purrs
Marv
Dood, how can you continue to sleep when the human is manhandling you? The mom wants to ask your mom how she does it.
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