Sunday Selfie: Me and My F.L.H.
So, let me tell you the tale of the F.L.H. It all goes back to when I was just a little boy, and the Dad of Wally, Aggie and Maidie took a gander at yours truly and said, "Oh, he has a Freakishly Large Head." Surprisingly, the Human leaped to my defense and said, "He most certainly does not have any such thing!"
But then today she took *this* picture and she said, "Huh."
But c'mon, it's just a bad angle! Right? Right?
Let's get this sorted out straight away, Spitty: you DO NOT have a freaklishly large head.
End. Of. Story.
And this pic is not 'just a bad angle'. I put it to you that it's a bad photographer. I recall that the Human indulged herself with a new phone on the grounds that the camera in her old one wasn't particularly good. Ha! Let me tell ya: it wasn't the camera that was letting you down.
Another disappointing performance by the Human.
Of course, it is a bad angle; though, it DOES NOT make your head look big! Your head is purrfection and just the right size for a proper crown. Misty May sends purrs and kisses. She has to go to the vet tomorrow for some kind of eye problem. Thanks for hopping over to see us, Spitty. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
Yes, of COURSE it's the angle - and the camera lens! Sometimes my human takes photos of me that make my head look huge! And I'm all, like, if you got a DSLR and a 100mm lens, this wouldn't happen. Okay, so maybe I don't actually say that. But I would if I knew something about photography.
Absolutely NO FLH there, just a gorgeous dude chillin' out on a Sunday. Humans, huh, thank goodness the staff didn't take one of your tail end!
Toodle pips and purrs
All I see is a very handsome head!
Well . . . actually, we were going to say you have a freakishly dinky tail . . . IN THIS PHOTO! You have a magnificent tail, we know. Yeah, just the angle. We're pretty sure.
Isn't it better for your head to look large rather than your backside?
Nah its just floof Spitty,xx Speedy
Nope, just purrfection.
It is the camera angle :)
Fantastically Lovely Head, Spitty !
Spitty remember that you need a large cranium to hold your most magnificent brain! Besides, if your head was smaller, your crown wouldn't fit properly!
Oh Spitty. It’s the camera angle. Your head is normal.
Big head, big brain. Own it, MOL!
FLH!!! BWa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Mom remembers THAT! (That is her laughing...not me)
And having a big head is a good thing!
My head is actually pretty big for my body as I am a tad stunted.
You're just fluffy! Although... it did take a long time to get you teetered.. and that usually makes the mancats get big heads... But still, it fits your mancatly body, so no worries!
Spitty don't believe what they said. We think the camera angle is making you look a little extra fluffy today. We love your head no matter what the size is. Thanks for the sharing the cute photo. Have a wonderful day.
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