Hello, Kitties! Here I am a few days back, during our bad air heat wave. But there is much to be learned from this little snapshot. First, look at those laughably disorganized shelves. How sad is that? Clearly, she missed that day in 2nd grade when "How to Fold" was taught and practiced. Next, if you carefully inspect the lowest part of the mirror, you will see she also missed the day when "Putting Your Shoes Away" was covered. Finally, and most important, notice how long and slender I appear! The Human says this is because my midsectional girth has sunk into the little poofy quilt, and only the topmost layer is visible. Kind of like an iceberg, she says. Hmm.
11 comments:
Iceberg? OMC, I can't believe she made that analogy.
I think she might have said hurtful things about you, Spitty, in a vain attempt to distract our attention away from her slovenly housekeeping. It's sad, isn't it?
Megan
Sydney, Australia
My mom has learned how to pose too, Spitty. You of all cats (aside from me), has seen her exactly the way she is. always engendering a step-back moment among those who see her before she is ready to entertain visitors. You have always been a Courtier however. A Gentlecat of the highest order...discreet and intellect of the first water!
Impressive Spitty! Even Iza can look slightly "less fat" if she really werks at it and finds a cushion-crease to hide some of her self in. Not that you need that trick so much... ` MARLEY
Oh I'm not sure that iceberg crack was one you should let her get away with! Do you suppose her bed mattress acts like that floofy blanket you're on??? Is there MORE than meets the eye below the surface of the mattress when she lies on that bed??????????????? HMMMMM?
Hugs, Teddy
That was not very nice of her. Maybe you need to pull everything out onto the floor to teach her a lesson.
I think you look very streamlined, and the iceberg remark was uncalled for! How do you put up with her rudeness?
We think you look great, Spitty. Don’t listen to her. After all, she can’t even fold.
Hey Mr Spitty! It is MARV! And guess what!?!?
We had a draw for a pet portrait for those who donated to Marg and her vet bill and guess who WON???
YOU!!!
Or I should say your human did. My Mom will email your Mom with the details.
Purrs
Marv
You are gorgeous all stretched out like that, and as for the stuff in the background- it's not messy, it's comfortable. So there.
Humans who live without other humans to criticize them are often a tad less tidy. Of course, if they have an opinionated and judgmental kitty, they should try to do a better job. We think you look slim, even with all your floof, and think your mom is exaggerating about your girth. Misty May sends kisses and our mom sends kisses for those precious toes. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
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