Sunday, November 25, 2018

Sunday Selfie: I'm Here for You


Will you be needing my assistance this evening?

I know you have been handling your Human Litter Box needs on your own for many decades now, but I wanted to let you know that help is available.

Yes, I know I offer this assistance many times each and every day, and that so far, you have not taken me up on it, but you never know. I mean, you're old now. Perhaps you should teach me how to dial 9-1-1?

14 comments:

The Whiskeratti said...

What a generous, kingly offer! We hope your hoomin appreciate this.

pilch92 said...

You are such a thoughtful boy.

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, I swear you got me laughing!

Megan said...

I lurve that you keep making the offer even though it's been rejected every single time in the past. That's heroic Spitty. And you're right - there may well come a day when help is needed so it doesn't hurt to ask.

If you're going to learn how to use the phone to dial 911, how about getting the Human to teach you CPR and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation as well? My thinking is that the CPR would involve you jumping up and down on the Human's chest and the mouth-to-mouth should be fairly easy - although for added shock value, best performed shortly after you've polished off a tin of sardines.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, you’re so thoughtful. We hope your human takes you up on your offer this time.

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL, Crockett's always offering his help too.

M Dawson said...

You are such a cheeky monkey. Your mom is not old. Old is doddery and forgetful. Not something I remember seeing when I met your Mum.

* stern look *

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Spitty, your thoughtfulness overwhelms me!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Spitty, you human needs to listen to you.

Erin the Cat Princess said...

MOL, we loved this post and thought that you were more than accommodating to your staff. I love the idea of you getting 911 training and can see an opening in the training market for such skills. Maybe even a call centre urgent response team set up? The Potty Hotline seems like a great name for it. ;) MOL
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin

Brian's Home Blog said...

That's very sweet of you Spitty.

Pam and Teddy said...

Oh Spitty.....we're not supposed to say the "O" word - we can certainly THINK the "O" word when it comes to our humans but saying it - well - that's NERVY!

Hugs, Teddy

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, such a good kitty you are!

Kitties Blue said...

MOL...Mom got up at 5 a.m. a couple of nights ago to visit the bath and five of us joined her. We liked the symmetry of that. She said it was a bit overwhelming. Too bad! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer