Will you be needing my assistance this evening?
I know you have been handling your Human Litter Box needs on your own for many decades now, but I wanted to let you know that help is available.
Yes, I know I offer this assistance many times each and every day, and that so far, you have not taken me up on it, but you never know. I mean, you're old now. Perhaps you should teach me how to dial 9-1-1?
14 comments:
What a generous, kingly offer! We hope your hoomin appreciate this.
You are such a thoughtful boy.
Spitty, I swear you got me laughing!
I lurve that you keep making the offer even though it's been rejected every single time in the past. That's heroic Spitty. And you're right - there may well come a day when help is needed so it doesn't hurt to ask.
If you're going to learn how to use the phone to dial 911, how about getting the Human to teach you CPR and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation as well? My thinking is that the CPR would involve you jumping up and down on the Human's chest and the mouth-to-mouth should be fairly easy - although for added shock value, best performed shortly after you've polished off a tin of sardines.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Spitty, you’re so thoughtful. We hope your human takes you up on your offer this time.
MOL, Crockett's always offering his help too.
You are such a cheeky monkey. Your mom is not old. Old is doddery and forgetful. Not something I remember seeing when I met your Mum.
* stern look *
Spitty, your thoughtfulness overwhelms me!
Spitty, you human needs to listen to you.
MOL, we loved this post and thought that you were more than accommodating to your staff. I love the idea of you getting 911 training and can see an opening in the training market for such skills. Maybe even a call centre urgent response team set up? The Potty Hotline seems like a great name for it. ;) MOL
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin
That's very sweet of you Spitty.
Oh Spitty.....we're not supposed to say the "O" word - we can certainly THINK the "O" word when it comes to our humans but saying it - well - that's NERVY!
Hugs, Teddy
Spitty, such a good kitty you are!
MOL...Mom got up at 5 a.m. a couple of nights ago to visit the bath and five of us joined her. We liked the symmetry of that. She said it was a bit overwhelming. Too bad! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
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