My, my. What have we here?
His gift wasn't good enough. Worse,
it wasn't for me. Whap! One down.
It's a little hard to see, but down near
my paws, Mary & Joseph got whapped too.
My work here is done.
P.S. He didn't tell you that he flipped Baby Jesus into a face-plant on the manger floor, did he? I thought not.
~Gigi the Good