You know, I've been thinking

Why don't they just give Egypt back to us? Things were going pretty well for them back when we were their Gods, right?

The Human says, "You know, Spitty, that was all a really long time ago."

But I think it's worth a shot. I'm off to pack now.

 

Spitty's Tent Baff

Well, Kitties, this afternoon's baff started out slow, just the tiniest tip of my pink tongue, delicately washing a front foreleg.

Then I picked up speed, a quick whisk over the nose, preparing for some major lickage of the frontal sections.

This may look a bit awkward, but a boy has to reach his back paws somehow!


Finally, all done & ready to emerge. Once the Human backs off a bit. Which might take awhile. ::Sigh::

What?!

 What do you mean we're not on the guest list for the royal wedding?

(Im)patiently Perched

I would like to settle in, curl up, relax, perhaps even get in a little nappy before dinner--and yet, Human, here you are, yet again, lurking about with the flashy box, setting my furs on edge.

So, Kitties, it's Thursday and not a moment too soon. I am told that the Human must attend a work event tomorrow night, but I look forward to Caturday, when the good fudz can be purchased, the toys can be played with, the pillows can be fluffed up to my liking, and, most importantly, the BRUSHIES can be carried out at leisure. I'm tired of these half-hearted three-minute sessions between coffee and CNN before she heads out the door.

Our Friend Fritzie

Oh hi, Kitties! Today we are giving you a break from my "black, satiny body" ( ;-)  Thanks, Admiral! I'll be expecting you later) in order to feature our friend Fritzie. 

Fritzie's People abandoned him a little while back to take a silly weekend trip to Yo-Sem-It-Tee. They left him to the tender mercies of my Human, who dutifully visited him twice a day and tried to be as friendly as he would allow. He was a little suspicious of her at first, but she finally won him over, just as his neglectful People returned. 

He's a beautiful big ole Orange Boy and the Human likes him a lot. Not as much as she likes me, of course--right? Right?

PeeEss: My Human is trying to learn how to use Picasa to store and upload pictures, but evidently she is not doing so well with it. She's none too bright. I think you can all see Fritzie now though!

Yeeeesssss?

 

I am sure you had an excellent reason for waking me, correct? 

No?  

Talk to the tail, then, 'cause Spitty ain't listening!

How long do you think

it would take me to polish off the whole tree, leaf by leaf?