The musings of Spitty the Kitty
Spitty-the-Kitty, you may be on to something....Do you think there is Fancy Feast in Egypt?
Spitty, we think you got something there! Things were good when we were considered gods.
Spitty, you need a new house. C'mon over and we'll worship you ALL you want.hubba hubba.
MOL...Spitty, I think in your house, No doubt..You are COD !!!
And think of how much fun we could have on those pyramids!
Ha, I think we cats would love to take back Egypt, all that SAND!
Spitty, I don't think they even KNOW how to worship kitties anymore. Wouldn't you rather train humans who are already most of the way there?
The cat kids think you might be on to something. I'm not so sure. Do you know how far away Egypt is? (I checked and it's pretty far!)
Great idea! We think you would be a great Egyptian God... You should run for President there!
I'm with you Spitz. We couldn't do much worse than whats goin' on now! All life is better with cats. As long as humans remember their proper place! xoxoMs. Stella O'Houligan
I'll send Teddy with you.
Wise, very wise!
We like that idea, Spitty! We're not sure when humans got such an undeserved superiority complex, but the world's been going downhill since! Time for us to take it back!
Spitty! You da CAT!!!xox
Newly Knighted Sir Spitfire:This is an excellent question. Clearly you are a member of the Sphinx Clan, whose ancestors were worshipped. I, too, am a member of that august group.Humans just aren't as ready to accept any god as they used to. What a shame. Their life was simpler then.HRH
Word, dood. Word.
SpittyI think we would treat the entire world better than all of these humans.purrinxoxox♥♥♥
Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.