Oh my Cod! I have never heard so much moaning and groaning and whimpering in my life, Kitties! The Human had her "Root Canal" Thursday and there hasn't been a moment's peace since.
Honestly, I'd expect less complaining from Doug and Wendy Whiner (and the Human says if you know them, you're old as dirt, like she is).
Yeah, okay, Human, it hurts, I get it. But she's got her ibuprofen, she's got her Vicodin, she's got her bourbon. Take any or all of these, and Shut Up, please! A boy needs some peace and quiet to nap on this almost-springlike afternoon!