Well, Kitties, this afternoon's baff started out slow, just the tiniest tip of my pink tongue, delicately washing a front foreleg.
Then I picked up speed, a quick whisk over the nose, preparing for some major lickage of the frontal sections.
This may look a bit awkward, but a boy has to reach his back paws somehow!
Finally, all done & ready to emerge. Once the Human backs off a bit. Which might take awhile. ::Sigh::