The Musings of Spitty the Kitty
For goodness sake! Who is this intruder and why is he (or she) moving YOUR stuff about? Did he ask you for permission? This is not right...
Oh no not again!!!!It's the little brother (or the young cousin- we can't remember specifically) again isn't it?!!!Dude Spitty we feel your pain!!!
How horribulz, belongings of kittehs must never be moved accept by kittehs! Wat iz teh pawblem wiv theze instrukshunz? Pore Spitty!
I hope you still had some fun with your Ess in the bedroom. Or kept your human awake with it.
An introoder, in the domain of King Spitty?
Oh the horror! YOU have to move YOUR things to accomidate the intruder?? Oh poor King Spitty! I say if the intruder is in place of your ess, then use the intruder for what you use the ess for! The scratchy part anyway.. hee hee
O Spitty...come right over here. MY Ess is in MY room!!
...and you gave this person a bitey the first chance you got, right?
Spitty! Terrible Wrath must be incurred! How about a little artistic shoe yak?
Jeez. What are you waiting for, Spitty? Show him you're King!
Oh Dog! That is SOOOOO unfair!
Well Spitty, I know you feel put out. But if that's the worst thing that happens this week to get your knickers in a twist, I'd say you have a pretty darn good life!! MOL.
What, the introoder can't step over it? Freaking humans...
Spitty, that is just so wrong, and it is bad etiquette on the behalf of the guest. It's a Cat Rule: everything must be arranged to accommodate the kitty.
SpittyThat is wrong on so many levels.purrs>^,,^<♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
This introoder really does intrude, doesn't he, Spitty??
You have another intruder? I hate to say it but I'm beginning to think your human doesn't deserve to have a cat such as yourself. She's, gasp, ashamed of you! If I was there, I'd help you move your Ess out of the bedroom to it's rightful place. Screw the intruder.
It's clear that your human doesn't think the intruder has the self control to resist playing with your toys. She is obviously just removing the temptation from his reach to avoid the awkwardness of walking in on him curled up on the floor playing on your ess.
Dear Spitty,Me loves it when stuff gets moved! Things always seem more exciting when they is in a new place. Its just like something brand new! If yous really upset, me could come by and clean your ears.....KisssesNellie
We hates company. Bleh. Your Ess should be where you want it!
Spitty, the ONLY valid reason your ESS is now in the bedroorm would be because you have a NEW ESS in the dining room. Yeah...that's right, you need a new one so you don't have to exert yourself traveling....
Ok, Spitty, Star and Leo both understand about being frightened of intruders! They love that you sing "go home go home go home" to him! MOLStar would like to know if you'll come to Leo's gotcha day party so she knows there'll be someone there who she can hide from him with.
ohhhh Spitty! Maybe if they tripped over it they wouldn't want to come back....ooops...I didn't say that!
Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.