Yes, uh-huh, I think I hear what you're saying. Let me see if I have this right: Today is Friday. You are leaving for work at about 6:30 a.m., and you expect to be home after a school event that should end around ten tonight. Uh-huh. I see. Okay.
Then tomorrow morning--Caturday morning, you'll be going back to work around nine a.m. and then afterwards you have a few other things to do, so you don't really have an ETA for your return. Uh-huh. Yes, I see. Of course.
And, still, you think it is a fine idea to lie down and go to sleep with no barrier of any sort between your face and the twenty (oh, all right, if you want to get all technical about it: eighteen) pointy bits at the end of my mighty, black-furred limbs. Well, you always were an optimist. Why change now?
22 comments:
You need mousies left in the house!
Real ones.
Dear Spitty,
Me thinks the pawty is at your house! Open the tunnel and mix the niptinis - me is on my way!
Kisses
Nellie
Oh, Spitty, this is bad news plus. I hope after the Big R your human takes better care of your needs. I know these days I don't even like it when my mom leaves us to go shopping...even if it's for food for us!
P.S. Caroline says you can visit any time!
P.P.S. I like FF tuna and human tuna too, but for some reason Mom doesn't share that much.
geez - your human is in trouble!! we agree with Nellie - a house trashing party is in order!
Oh my. We're up for helping you with that house-trashing pawty, too, pal!
TWENTY? Spitty, we all only have eighteen, except for Sylvester (Don't ask) and Salem who has one extra.
Uh oh - SOMEONE'S in trouble!
If ONLY we had a tunnel. We could come over with packs of vine. Woo hoo! We think there's enough of the Human's shoes on the rack for a really good pawty! Dang, we have to get our tunnel.
Remember those shoes and trying to pick out one pair to poop in? Well, I say this calls for you taking out all of the shoes, lining them up against a wall, going and drinking a gallon of water- then letting loose!
Your peeps are gonna be gone all day for two days? That sounds like party time to me. What shall I bring?
We encourage you to start saving your poop for one big mighty dump at the primo moment and into her most favorite shoe.
Well, just one more thing to ask. Does she feel lucky???
We'll be over to keep you company while your Mommy works all weekend, handsome Spitty...WOOOHOOOOOOO...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Nellie has it right! I hope one of the other things she HAS to do is stop in PetSmart and pick up some make-up gifts for you. I know you live in SF so I don't mean makeup, I mean to make it up to you. HAH
Dear me
dear me...
Spitty how about hold a pawty and invite us all over. We'd be glad to keep you company!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Aw poor Spitty! Try not to damage the food-getter-litter-changer too much ok? it might further disrupt the service!
Star is more than willing to come over and help you while away the hours.. She's already purring while she cleans her face for the occasion.
ohhhhh Spitty!! If looks, (and claws) could kill!!!!! hehehe!!
Spitty....a house trashing pawty is just right. I with CK and Nellie..be right over. I like mine shaken, not stirred.
The others are right - why waste your energy on her, Spitty? Just invite us all over for a good old fashioned house trashing!
She better sleep with one eye open...just sayin'...
We think your mom better watch out!
Truffle and Brulee
BWAAAAA-HA-HAAAAA! Highpaw! That'll show her!
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