O hi there, Kitties! Well, it's the weekend, and as usual, the Human has 'bandoned me for work again. Honestly, who can I speak to about this? I mean, she was gone for 14 hours yesterday, and then she got up and headed out this morning to interview potential applicants at a teacher job fair.
I mean, how important can that be? I thought kids these days taught themselves everything they needed to know from their laptops and phones and calculators and tablets and notebooks and iPads and iPods and Wikipedia. What do they need teachers for?
Oh, and P.S. Evidently some of you your silly Humans thought that the King was baring his Royal Claws in yesterday's picture. Not so! Those are charming little tufts of extra fur.
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There must be SOMEONE to whom you can speak about this behaviour. There's always someone, isn't there? Personally, my sibs and I were home schooled by our beautiful mama Madison. Yes, she was a cat... obviously, since I'm a cat. And, did you notice how I didn't even end that first sentence with a preposition? Pretty good, huh? My mama taught me that! Okay, I started a sentence with 'and' but hey... I do that all the time. Tell your peep she MUST stay home more. Fourteen hours away is way too long.
The annual Purrformance Reviews were done in February of 2011, so it is past time to do the 2012 ones. Spitty, you need to get on it right away!
It's always something with the humans isn't it?!
Shaggy has big hairy paws too.
We need to band together to do something about these moms who are gone all the time.
Truffle and Brulee
Well at least the table is there for you pal!
Cripes. How much worse can she GET?
Maybe we'd better not test that one...
and btw, Felix's claws are so razor sharp that it takes a while for skin to figure it out and bleed. He's like the mother of papercuts when he's done slicing the Peeps to ribbons. Plenty of blood flowed! It's the only thing that soothes His Crabbyness.
You poor thing! Abandonded, left alone.. Not nice, not nice at all. Oh wait.. I thought you didn't have much use for your human? Hmm... something is counterdictory here.. But that's ok, cat's are allowed to change their minds and be contrary. And since you're king of the kitties, you can be all those things to the nth degree!
As tothose charming little tufts of fur... ooh I love those amazing tufts of fuzzy fur! Leo has scads of those! Better watch out, someone's going to nibble on those!
That's it! Spitty, me on my way over! Me will keep yous company!
That is if there is not OTHER lady cats lined up at your tunnel!
Kisses
Nellie
Spitty, I am not sure why your human is wasting her time with "work" stuff when she should be catering to your every need.
We agree that the Human OUGHT to be home giving you attention WHEN AND IF you want it...
She better be bringing home some fresh tuna if she's away for so long...
Spitty, your human definitely has to get her priorities in order...you are first and everything else is last. Sheesh!
And Spitty...you should let all our humans think those were your claws...they'd all be afraid of you!!
I'm gonna leave a HISS for your human. Are they arguing over how to rate teachers over in SF. It's all the news over here. They want to make teachers' purrformance reviews public and the teachers' union is hissing. Anyhoo, tell your human that you're not gonna live forever and she should spend time with you while she can.
We think your human going to a fair today instead of staying home to cater to your every wish is very irresponsible. We hope she enjoys her funnel cakes and/or interviews.
Yes, we think you should let the silly humans think those are claws, rather than *scree* fur tufts. Maybe that would keep your human home where she can jump to your every command. If you're in the mood . . .
My woman was finally home today after being gone most of the last two days. So we know whereof we speak.
HaHaMeow! It was my silly hooman! We thought your royal highness was to dignified for cute little tufts of foot fur!
Oh Spitty, that mom is very norty to abandon you for that long. That is just the worst. Hope you can correct this behavior soon. Take care.
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