Well, they're not quite as bad as they were,
but the windows still need some major scrubbing.
Neighborhood Watch Cat has his standards.
Now, here's our first
The pink shirt & magenta shoes might be forgivable,
but that capri look
is just not workin' for her.
At least her jacket is black.
The Human waited to get the biker in the shot
so the second set of
almost escaped the flashy box. Here they are in full:
So, ladies, what's up with the pastel parkas?
Tsk, tsk! Such an S.F. Fashion Faux Pas!
Black or gray; gray or black. Take your pick.
Please remember that when you leave your home.
(The white pants and shoes leave Spitty so appalled he is speechless.)
Oh, and Biker Lady? That belted aqua jacket? Ouch!
Just turn our neighborhood into Dorkville, whydontcha?
Humans, Listen up:
Try to look your best if you
come strolling down my street!