Monday, April 23, 2012

ManCat Monday: The Back of Disrespect

You may ask, "Spitty, what did your Human do this time to merit the BoD?"
Well, Kitties, let me tell you right now.
I understand that we need to maintain an adequate treasury so that the King does not end up on the streets hunting pigeons--though, come to think of it, hmmmm, would that really be so bad?
However, it is the Royal Policy that such activities be confined to Monday-Friday. Thus, when the Human waved good-bye Caturday morning AND again Sunday afternoon, that was just too much!

21 comments:

Brian said...

That just isn't right! Hey, now your picture is missing!

Katie Isabella said...

You are right. It deserves justice..swift and strong! BoD!

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! I bet the human is cheating on you with either another human or another cat. That's what humans do when they have unexplained absences that they explain as having to work late.

Fuzzy Tales said...

She left you on the weekend also? Aacck. It's bad enough to be deserted Mondays through Fridays. :-(

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Well now, OUR Mommy was home ALL weekend. You would think we would be happy, right? But OH NOOOOOO. And why, you ask?
We had cat visitors! One snarly hissy cat who made the other two visitors hissy too. And they kept trying to draw maps on Mommy's hands.
Mommy says she has to earn the chicken that we so love. Bah.
We haven't quite figured out how to use our new tunnel yet, so we couldn't come hang out with you.
Hey, show us photos of you with the silvervine pillow!

A Tonl said...

Oh My Cat - they abandoned your Royalness?!?!? TOTALLY BoD!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Who's she stepping out with?
And who is she petting in the mean-time?

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Don't blame you at all, my friend. Don't blame you at all...

Max said...

Dood. Does she not grasp that the next step beyond the back of disrespect is the poop upon the pillow? She might need to re-read the Royal Policies...

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

TWO weekend days gone is TWO TOO many!

Katnip Lounge said...

Your Human is as bad as our Mommy, and that's saying a LOT.

William’s Kith & Kin said...

Once again, that is just so wrong, Spitty. Is there a trade in clause in your contract with the Human?

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Spitty here is what you need to do. Find out what your human's overtime rate is and take 50% of that and go shopping at PetSmart! You deserve it!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

That is totally correct Spitty!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I would pitch a fit about that too! My human works ALL the time, of course, but she does it at home and some of this time is devoted to me and MY business so that's okay. I do not think the same applies to your human!

The Island Cats said...

Totally unacceptable behavior on her party, Spitty! When will she ever learn...

Cat Chat With Caren and Cody (Caren Gittleman) said...

you are justified my friend, completely justified!

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

So. What excuse did she give, Spitty? Last time it was the akkredidashun thingee. Not that there's any excuse for this behavior.

PS: If that's a rag run, be careful, my king, be very careful. My woman has one that has snakes under it that grab kitties. Just sayin'.

Taffy & my woman

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

Rug, woman, rag rug!!! Good help is so hard to find. Sigh!

Unknown said...

Dear Spitty,
Thanks yous for coming and visiting mes. me is feeling better.
Farm Market season is starting and Mommy and Daddy - who are home everyday are gone on Saturday!
Kisses
Nellie

Luxington said...

Sounds like someone loves their human... :-)