Usually, Kitties, that phrase is an oxymoron (and if you had a good English teacher, you will know what that is).
Today, however, is the first day of the Human's Spring Break week.
And why does that matter to moi, you may ask?
Well, it's hard for her to be a really first-class servant if she's not here, that's why!
Already, she has made one trip to PetSmart and I have hopes that there may be another.
Life is gooooooooood.