Tuesday, February 19, 2013

What? No LadyCats?

Kitties, I have just been apprised of some appalling news: The College of Cardinals does not admit LadyCats!
This has thrown quite the wrench into my burgeoning plans to become Spittimus I. It might even be a deal-breaker.
No LadyCats at all? No Pillow Talk? No Furrari rides? No UTB games? 
I would have to put the kibosh on the up-close-and-purrsonal cuddles I love so well?

I am thunderstruck. I need a Niptini and a Nap.

37 comments:

  1. Dearest Spitty,
    Yous would not want to be the pope anyway. They has to gets up early
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  2. Rule number one Spitty - celibacy. Rule number two - sacrifice.

    I do not think it is for you

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  3. Awesome shot
    And pfft to that even the snip snipped need to cuddle with a lady cat haha

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  4. But...but..the College of Cardinals, Spitty, Cardinals. Isn't that like a bunch of birds? Sounds like an endless amount of edible fun to me! And you have to eat, dude. Plus, I bet you could still look.

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  5. We bet they don't allow niptinis either, Spitty.

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  6. Once elected you can change the rules! You are the one in charge!

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  7. PLUS, you have to wear red shoes!

    And that is SO 80's. 1380's, that is.

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  8. Maybe you just have to content yourself with just being King. Or change your religion. Or change the religion - after all as Pope you would indeedy make the rules. Appoint some free thinking cardinals, change the constitution (or whatever it is called) and then invite the ladycats in. Where there's a will, there's a way.

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  9. We knew this would be a deal-breaker!

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  10. Tell you what...we'll just cat you Spittimus I ...and we'll fuss over you. Is that good enough? No giving up ladycats...and Jonesie is still...well jonesing for a ride in the Furrari.

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  11. Don't worry, Spitty, being king is about a billion times better than being pope anyway :)

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  12. Spittimus I , I think " No Ladycats " is not the case ! Let's rule like the borgias ; )

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  13. Silly Spitty. Stop your silly daydreaming and get over here coz we're having a SPITTY!

    ...Tutu

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  14. Spitty, you gotta stop the up close looks like that.. makes me want to give you kisses all over your furry face!

    Star says: No cuddles?? No UTB games? No ...mutual grooming? *thud* Ooohhh the horror......
    Please, don't do it, darling Spitty... I couldn't handle it. And I'm sure your legions of other ladycat admirers couldn't either!

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  15. Personally I can't see what all the fuss is over some old geezer in a frock? But it's their loss O Spittimus Catus the first.

    But if you should go for the job, buddy, put me down for Cardinal overseer. That will take care of lunch ;) Don't forget we are non-conformists here in Wales! Hehehe!

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  16. Spitty, just don't go there. Unless you want to reform a centuries-old system that is desperately out of touch with life in the 21st century. :-)

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  17. My sisters will be very upset with that news Spitty!

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  18. Spittimus Catus the First! I like the sound of that!

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  19. hold de mayo, hold de phone, hold de line...thanx toto....hold yur hand...thanx beatles....

    waddya meen therez a COLLEGE oh cardinals....

    an enn tire.... COLLEGE........

    thatz two manee burds, way two manee burds, way way way two manee burds

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  20. Wouldn't want to be the pope Spitty, don't fink youz allowed to eat Thuna..MOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  21. No ladies allowed? Well... you're gonna have to think long and hard before makin' any kind of committment to this new career. Personally, I might give it a miss. Just thinkin'... purrs

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  22. Aww Spitty don't be sad. I think you would have more fun with us here anyways.
    Sue B

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  23. Hey Spitty,
    Just got your present, and I post it today
    Thank You
    xox

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  24. Spitty, we think you need to reconsider that whole Cardinal thing, dude.

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  25. Absolutely unacceptable! No purrs for them!

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  26. Gee, there are lady cardinals at OUR bird feeder. Yould think the Vatican would allow them too.

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  27. Spitty I think you shall continue with being Spitty :)

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  28. Spitty it's better to be King Spitty!

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  29. also, fish is ONLY on fridays. another good reason not to bother.

    p.s...sorry I give you a hard times at Petco. i guess you is a lover, not a hunter. thought for second mebbe you was both, but...oh well...;-D

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  30. Yeah Spitty, I think the chaste life *may* not be for you!

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  31. Get a few more cat years on you. Then when you are about 120 in cat years do the pope thing. They only elect you if you are old & doddering anyway, and even if you aren't, you will be soon.

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  32. Pee Ess:
    Yes, we were going to do a travel thing with us in Mpls & then swing into Wisc. to meet up with Derby & Ducky. We will look up what we thought abut visiting but summer is a waaay better time of year to come up here Spitty!

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  33. Those Priests don't think about no vows of celibacy when they're fondling those nubile altar boys and they get away with it. Cats don't have rules. Go for it! I'll be right by your side.

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  34. But if you were pope surely you could change that...?

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