Kitties, I have just been apprised of some appalling news: The College of Cardinals does not admit LadyCats!
This has thrown quite the wrench into my burgeoning plans to become Spittimus I. It might even be a deal-breaker.
No LadyCats at all? No Pillow Talk? No Furrari rides? No UTB games?
I would have to put the kibosh on the up-close-and-purrsonal cuddles I love so well?
I am thunderstruck. I need a Niptini and a Nap.