Thursday, March 14, 2013

Is It Safe to Come Out Now?

It has been a long, dark fortnight, as we almost never say
here in the good old U.S. of A.
Things have been tough, what with the daily ups and downs
of The Woman in the Ratty Baffrobe, 
the shocking oversight that deprived the world of Pope Spitty I,
and the twin disappointments of tardy food and vanishing playtimes.
It is the Ides of March, Kitties, and
I hear the satisfying scrape of Knives being readied.

35 comments:

  1. I am glad your human is feeling better. You need not beware Spitty. All will be well

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  2. Spitty, our Mommy had the Dreaded Influenza when she turned 30. She says she cannot imagine how anyone older can live thru it...

    Um, we're assuming from information garnered on your blog that your Human IS older than 30. Right?

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  3. We'd sleep a bit longer if we were you, King Spitty, Pope-of -no-hope. You never know what the weekend will bring in terms of germ resurrection.

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  4. Oh dear, Spitty. This sounds serious...

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  5. Might as well kick back Spitster, cause now it's the weekend. Woo-Hooe!

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  6. Spitty dear, I'm going to see if I can fit in the cat teleporter. If I can, I will pop over, give you all the scritches and cuddles you want, I will swing any stringy toy you have, and I will even give you nip and chicken! Then we'll get your mom some chicken soup and a new bathrobe!

    Star says: And I'll pop over with my mom and will snuggle you and lick your head when my mom is done annoying you. Purrrrrr
    By the way, of course you can count on us to stand by you during this tough time, we loves you!

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  7. Stop being so mournful and have a Bloody Caesar cocktail! ;)

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  8. Geez! If a human were sick that long around HERE, she would have been replaced by now! I mean, it is said they are unwell, but hey, a kitty's got needs, you know!

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  9. Gosh, we hope the Mom feels better really soon. That is a long time to be sick. We sure send some purrs to her but probably a little late. That is too bad that you missed the Pope assignment. Take care.

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  10. Not sure if your human has continued to try to go to work the latter part of this week, but if she has, you will both be glad about the weekend. And, hey, St Patty's Day is coming too!

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  11. EEEWWWW things sound a little spooky there......
    BBBEEEWWWAAARRREEE

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  12. we wood like R samiches sliced thin pleez....whoa dood...care full with that knivez...dont hafta go THAT thin...N we wood like a order of friez if we may...sinz ya gotz de knife out.....sum herring slices wood make for a grate snak az well :)

    Haza awesum seachtain OH deireadh anda happee Lá Fhéile Pádraig
    Ore:
    haza awesum week oh end anda happee st patricks day

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  13. Sorry to see your hunan is still not well to have good playtime with you. Hope she will get better soon.
    Beware, Spitty!

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  14. Better prepare yourself Spitty, you could become POPE on Sunday, we are having the voting xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  15. oh, it most certainly is not safe to come out, Spitty. That is IF you are horrid despot and dictatorial oppressor of kittehs, like some humans I know. Please see my bloggie for all teh gory details. Sounds like Mrs. Ratty Baffrobe can barely oppress a cough, let alone you, so tell her I take pity and shall spare her.
    Good luck this weekend and I hope she pulls through. for your sake. I remember Mrs. W. was pretty hard on the eyes last December. Sick as a dog? I'll say.

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  16. Spitty, I have never seen you looking so determined!!! The words worm and turn come to mind!!! ;)

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  17. You may want to have your claws at the ready just in case

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  18. I am sorry your folks are still not well. Maybe some mega purrs will help. On the way.. Hugs GJ xx

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  19. MOL Spitty, if I lived in your house I would certainly be sleeping with one eye open!

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  20. Yikes! Maybe I should hide too!

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  21. Oh Spitty Baby, go get your own crunchy stinkies :) We know you know how to open the cupboard where the sack of food is located right?

    Emma and Buster

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  22. Spitty...no problem Babe...come over here.

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  23. Pope Spitty 1 sounds awesome to us!...Happy weekend, precious friend!...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  24. hey Spitty, tell the human to get better like stat so she can meet up with my Mom in our CITY! Hope you get some play time soon Spitty

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  25. Spitty
    we are so glad to know your human is better and we are sure things will be much better all the way around!!!

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  26. Awww Spitty it's going to get better.
    Sue B

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  27. You know there are ides in every month, right? Eeek!

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  28. Aw, Spitty, you look so vulnerable and adorable. I just want to teleport over there and share my Popeness with you. xoxox

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  29. Whoa! We'd better be careful! Thank Ceiling Cat March 15 is almost over =^.^=
    Purrs

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  30. Dearest Spitty,
    #1 Kiss your Mommy - Lots
    #2 Run around your cat dish and rub your head under her chin
    #3 The 3 a.m. Wakeup Call - Go to the furthest place from your human's sleeping place and wail loudly and pitifully. When she finally gets up to investigate the problem, assume a sleeping position and keep your eyes tightly closed. Wait 15 minutes after your human returns to bed, then repeat.
    #4 - The Calculated Ignore Game
    My funnest game is to stroll slowly past my human when she is sitting down, trailing my tail across her leg in a loving manner. I'll then rub my face on the corner of the coffee table, all the time purring and putting on a display of affection. When she attempts to pet me or lure me onto her lap, I'll casually saunter away, leaving her bewildered and frustrated. Works for me!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  31. Poor you! We hope you get love and attention soon. Lee and Phod

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  32. Ratty bathrobes are best. Remember that you wear the same old furs everyday, and they probably don't look immaculate all the time. Bet you like to curl up on that bathrobe when your mom's not wearing it. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Josette

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