Damage the Human, mes amis? Moi?
Surely you jest!
N.B. Yesterday's so-called 'confession' was illegally obtained under
door rest do ress doe tress duress. Yeah, that's it. I was denied counsel and no Nirvana Rites were recited to me, either. I was kept under harsh lights for elebenty-six hours and nobody brought me any Whiska's toonas or 'Vine. I did not have adequate access to my litter box.
I certainly cannot be held responsible for any admissions I may or may not have made under such
absurd adders adverse circumstances.
And that's the troof, the whole troof, and nuffing but the troof.