Yes, Kitties, there *is* and those wily Humans have tried to keep it from us! But I, Spitty-the-Kitty, have unearthed the true and correct copy. And here's what the Humans have been hiding:
.....All Felines are created superior. . .they are endowed by their Creator with numerous unalienable Rights, . . . among these are Toonas, Catnip, the pursuit of Silvervine and the expectation of reliable service from their Staff.
So, how 'bout them apples, eh?